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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bear Bryant, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest


    Is that Improtected?


    I really thought that I would be missed. Evidently not.

    SEC media days was a scream this week. You should have seen Saban. I bet he has a headache from holding his chin high. Predicably, and thanks to my legacy, Alabama got more coverage than all the other teams combined. You would have thought that Saban had already won a National Championship.

    Let me say this - LSU ain't got it this year. They got Beaucoodles of talent, but Les Miles is just a butter knife hiding in the steak knife drawer.

    I would reinterate that Arkansas will romp. Maybe to the BCS even. They have four on the preseason All SEC offense. Their coach makes Miles look sharp, but there is just something in the stars for them. Maybe it was the way Nutt made a Nut of himself after beating Alabama last year. (Or really, after Shula handed them the game.) Anybody that is willing to humiliate himself with such a public display of emotional hysterical relief deserves to get lucky once.

    In case you missed it, here is my prediction for 2007

    SEC EAST

    1) South Carolina - (Cocks can't cover Monk, loses SEC championship)
    2) Florida (can't beat Spurrier)
    3) Georgia (can't beat Spurriers Ghost)
    4) Tennessee (loses to Alabama out of the West conference)
    5) Vanderbilt (loses to the west conference)
    6) Kentucky (just loses)

    SEC WEST

    1) Arkansas - (The miracle is that they beat Spurrier twice)
    2) LSU (loses to Alabama in Tuscaloosa)
    3) Alabama (loses to Vanderbilt and/or Mississippi State)
    4) Auburn (Tide gets a miracle from above)
    5) Mississippi State (Croom needs a miracle from above)
    6) Ole Miss (Can a program be any more pathetic?)
     
  2. phatboy

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    I have to admit, I thought your post here were intelligent, to a point, till now. Obviously you have become somewhat retarded since you departed this earth, for a higher cause. Im not saying the Dawgs are gonna romp all over the east on their way to a 3rd SEC Championship in 6 years, but to say Carolina is going to win the East is like saying the Taliban had a chance in Afghanistan. If South Carolina won the East, the planet would spin out of control and crash into the sun.

    There's a better chance that Wofford will win the BCS than SC winning the East. All things being equal, they would have to take 2 of 3 from Florida, TN, and Georgia. Playing in Athens, and Knoxville? Plus they have a habit of playing down to their competition, so look for an upset at Vandy or Ky(maybe Dan can be a guest trainer for the Cats).

    Arkansas winning the west would be neat. Neat as in highly improbable, but hey they have won it before.....
     
  3. Bear Bryant

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    I see what I see. Besides, the angel office pool has been pretty accurate for the past 10 years, and they pick SC.

    Tennessee will fold again. Fulmer may die on the field. Hate Tennessee now before the line gets too long.
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    UghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgoddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    That's a pretty long line already.
     
  6. improtected

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    somehow i missed this post.

    why dont you just do the ghosty thing and appear - real life is better than pictures.
     
  7. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    If I were a ghost I'd be checking you out in the shower. do a little

    "Booooooooo, bow chica wow wow"
     
  8. improtected

    improtected New Member

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    back when i was a belly dancer i used to shimmy in the shower.
     
  9. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    :)

    Hmm. I think we will need pics for verification purposes........
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    This is on the brochure for her 'wellness center' next to her profile:



    Here is a pic of me back when I was a belly dancer. I used to shimmy in the shower.
     
  11. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    I'm still waiting on the Pom Pom pictures.
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Here's one w/o the poms.

     
  13. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    "Joey never realized how unlucky the number 13 was till today...."
     
  14. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    my God that's funny. It's got to be photoshopped through. That is a scrawny kid holding up a twin peaked womuntain.
     
  15. Bear Bryant

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    Houston Nutt is in a bind. Monk is hurt, bad for them. Nutt certainly does dig himself into deep holes. I can't wait for more of the fredom of information act to catch up with him.

    Go 'cocks.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I didnt know the bear was a pole smoker. I guess now we know where the 'bear' comes from.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it's from a movie
     
  18. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    dwaine, were you the fat girl?
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    No, she is my sister, thanks for crushing her feelings you unthoughtful prick.

    Movie was "Dodgeball, An Underdogs story"


    P.S. ass, titties, ass and titties, ass, ass, titty, titty, ass and titties...
     
  20. phatboy

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    that must have been in the beginning of the movie.

    She's probably dripping sweat off her thunderous thighs onto the poor guys head. GO TEAM!
     

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