Football is Life.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bear Bryant, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. improtected

    improtected New Member

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    yeah, and auburn won all their games until i decided i was too cool to put my auburn pom poms on top of the tv set. the first year i didn't do it, auburn lost. my daddy has never let me live it down.
     
  2. Bear Bryant

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    Post a picture of you holding the pom poms.

    Be sure to hold them up high and kick one foot up in the air.
     
  3. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest



    Good point.

    That game was all the proof you need to know that the Big Guy wears crimson.
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

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    It goes around. Remember Ed Scissum fumbling and allowing Jared Holmes to stick it right back around '95?

    There is always balance in the force (SEC).
     
  5. Bear Bryant

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    Let me refresh your memory. 1995 was the year that Kitchens threw a touchdown at the end of the game, and was not awarded the goal. This was the first time that God really understood the need for instant replay. When you get to heaven you will find the stat sheets here have been corrected to reflect an UA win. Can't do much to change earth though. That time/space continum thing is tough.

    1995 also saw the Tide cake Gawga 31-0. He He.

    I believe that 1997 is the year in whcih you refer. Terry Bowden was so cute. He was over on the sidelines making a great deal wioth God after he knew he was beaten. He traded an iron bowl miracle in 1997 for his coaching future.

    When have you heard from Terry? Never again? See?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTnbpxbTAlg

    Thats just too painful to watch.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I hate college ball, what are your predictions for the NFL? (besides the group prison sodomizing of Micheal Vick)

    P.S. if anyone wants NCSU tickets, let me know. you can have mine
     
  7. ucicare

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    College football messed me up as a kid. My Uncle coached at Alabama. I was to slow too play at Alabama, so I went to a small college instead. I guess I was an embarrassment to the family, breaking tradition and all.

    Anyway, here is Uncle 'Bama talking about Bryant.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgB3COEQIyM&NR=1

    He's a good guy. I actually look a lot like him.
     
  8. phatboy

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    Uh, and who won the last two meetings?

    Georgia cannot be held responsible for the Ray Goff/Jim Donnan era.....
     
  9. ucicare

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    :frown:

    Does NCSU play an SEc team? If so, they are worth money. Otherwise, no thanks.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Date Opponent* Result Record The Line
    Sept. 1, 2007UCF (ESPN360)6:00 pm ET
    Sept. 8, 2007at Boston College (ESPN2)2:30 pm ET
    Sept. 15, 2007Wofford (ESPN360)6:00 pm ET
    Sept. 22, 2007ClemsonTBA
    Sept. 29, 2007LouisvilleTBA
    Oct. 6, 2007at Florida StateTBA
    Oct. 20, 2007at East Carolina4:30 pm ET
    Oct. 27, 2007VirginiaTBA
    Nov. 3, 2007at Miami-FLTBA
    Nov. 10, 2007North CarolinaTBA
    Nov. 17, 2007at Wake ForestTBA
    Nov. 24, 2007MarylandTBA
     
  11. TheGrimJesus

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    You know I can't make myself watch Football, Baseball, or Basketball anymore. They just seem like whiny overpaid pussies anymore. Then Boxing is becoming a love hate thing with me.

    I watch Hockey still. I love Bahia racing fuck Nascar.
     
  12. Bear Bryant

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    There were two reasons that I never coached in the pros.

    1. They play for money, not glory.

    2. I couldn't afford to take a pay cut.

    College football is still fairly pure. I mean, all the big schools have money, and can buy a few key players. The kids work fairly cheap, and overall they just play because of the good ole college spirit and the abundance of easy women that flock around college jocks.

    Pros are too predictable. When was the last time you saw a quick kick in the NFL? Or a player playing both ways? Or a team going for it on 4th and one from their own 35 yard line? Or a cheerleader that didn't look like a 30 year old hooker?

    No
    Fun
    League
     
  13. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    Just in case any of you doubt that God wears a houndstooth hat on Saturday.






    Further proof that you don't have to die to go to hell.








    .
     
  14. phatboy

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    I dont care for NFL football, if it wasnt for gambling I wouldnt care about any of the games......well I say gambling but we have a high stakes FFL that pays out pretty well if you can be in the top two at the end of the season. I like college football because it is pretty pure. You dont hear of 'turf toe' in the SEC.

    I dont watch the NBA, it is a huge waste of large amounts of money, it's like super welfare. I dont like watching boxing anymore since they took the 'fight' out of it. I will watch some undercards every now and then just because they are trying to get to the top. I watch baseball. There are still some die hard players that throw it all on the line for the game. I like NASCAR, not cause I am a redneck or nothing, but I grew up with racing, and enjoy the sport. If you want to see some real racing go to your local dirt track and watch. My son took laps, well got to steer his first dirt track car when he was 4. It was a Mustang II(the pinto looking one). Ten laps in that thing he got out shaking and all he said was, "Daddy, I want a racecar" so I think he is hooked too.... :)

    Less than 40 days till the season starts.

    Any big predictions? Is saban going to save the tide? And who the hell thinks its a good idea to make a picture with mike shula leaning on the goal post with a super imposed shadowy image of the bear? I guess we will get the saban ones pretty soon too....how cheesy.


    Bear, you should haunt that place.
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

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    You know if College ball went to a play off system I might be into it more.

    Boxing yeah I like the undercard fights too. But Like Taylor, I supported his little ass when he was a no body and all that shit. Then he gets the title and he has 3 shit fights in a row. Then the last fight he is all Money money blah blah bullshit.

    It really pissed me off.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    I really dislike boxing now, but I like MMA
     
  17. Bear Bryant

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    I refuse to further enlighten and entertain you any further until I get the picture of Improtested (not a spelling error) to post the requested pictures with the pom poms.
     
  18. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    sweet. the ghost of bear bryant is gone.....
     
  19. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Can we move on now?


     
  20. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    But I digress.....

    Bow chick-a-wow-wow
     

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