uh, this was supposed to be about joining me against the religious freaks. what happened? nursey: where's my change?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: nursey: where's my change?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> PLEASE BE PATIENT KITANA!! Lots and lots of people seem to want sex change operations these days,and try as i might,i can't seem to slot an appointment in for you anywhere-in fact,you seem to have been blacklisted(!??!) at all your local clinics!They said something about bylaws prohibiting operating on known practicers of bestiality(!?!)for fear of contamination!
What???Are you REALLY asking me for money? Well...i could see what i can spare...i sometimes forget how affluent i am compared to some mexican trailor-park peasant bitch.
Ha! Nursey: I almost thought that was elvis in your gif, until the tits came up! Hail to the king, baby. Uh-huh.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: i sometimes forget how affluent i am compared to some mexican trailor-park peasant bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shit kitana... you must be really poor... mind you.. poor white trash is still a coupla rungs higher in the wealth league than poor spic trash... i should've clicked you really were a fucked up trailer stray, when you told us you eat bulls balls.. cos in the deprived inner city slums that me and nursey live in *whistles tune: in the ghetto*... testicles are only fed to the dogs!!!! and another thing... she has a Pimp already, so stop tryina poach my #1 Ho. i know she's quite a catch with her sleek black hair and regal features.. but she has MY name sewn into her clothing.. not some butch dyke who wishes she were a man.. (i bet you piss against the wall alongside your puta homies.. forming your labia into a tube to squirt thru ) [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: P. Diddy ]
i am not a poor spic! i am a poor college student you can feed testicles to a dog, but beef testicles are yummy, u know like a delicassy for some ppl byte me
I have just been sternly reminded, in blood chilling tones.. that Nursey is NOT my commodity .. that i just act as her agent.. and she pays me the percentage... she also said that i am welcome to parade any of my other Ho's as if they were chattel.. especially Tori with her absence of self esteem... but if i ever show her any less than total respect, she will probe my prostate with a bayonet
what's this fascination with taking peoples balls?? is it because you wish you had a pair yourself?? and how will you hold the knife? 'cos you'll be busy picking up your teeth with broken fingers
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Nursey, (Tori, ICARE... whatever you want to be called) I thought you weren't upset by my little lesbian lover, Kitana's business card? Are you pissed? No... Pimp said that you weren't mad... and we all know he wouldn't lie about such a thing! It's not like he wrote that to buy some time for you to put you're new-found talent to use. No! You're way above that! You spend your free time far more productively than I do. I'm a little jealous about that. I'm also a little more than jealous about all of the time you spend with my girlfriend's picture... I mean, you have spent more time with her breasts than I have today! Oooooh! I'm starting to feel threatened here! Pimp has a feminine side. (I think we've experienced some of it here more so lately... *wink*) Isn't that enough? Why must you feel the need to flirt with everyone?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OOOH!You DO get your knickers in a twist,Menopauseous!!!And i DID consider doctoring YOUR pic-but you know what???-I can't!Know why???Because i couldn't bear to look at your miserable pus (face) for long enough to get any ideas of what to do...in fact,when i DO look at your pic,all my ideas and inspiration evaporate and a feeling of depression comes over me.I think anything i could do to it could only be an improvement Here it is...in all it's undoctored drabness [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
You just HAD to say something didn't you? Ha! You and Pimp make a great pair. You've made that sickening clear to everyone here. Go ahead... make fun of me. I'm done with playing the insult game with you AND your beau. It's tiresome. Obviously, you and your "better half" *chuckle* can take sarcasm about as well as I can! I even offered to have a convo. with you but have received no reply. I guess you'd just rather sling shit in here, huh? No one will get to see your witty insults via MSN... I understand. I know how important your image... er...images are to you. Speaking of images... yeah, that's me up there. I never claimed to be a super-model. If it depresses you to look at it... GOOD!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by General Pimpochet: what's this fascination with taking peoples balls?? is it because you wish you had a pair yourself?? and how will you hold the knife? 'cos you'll be busy picking up your teeth with broken fingers <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no, i dont wish i had a pair of testicles. i just love to scare guys away by threatening the things that mean the most to them. plus i got good at castrating, so i want to use my uh, gift. my fingers arent broken, i dont used a knife, i use a steril scalpel
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Go ahead... make fun of me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awwww... poor pukey we hurt her feelings <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote stay out of the game if you can't hack the pace.. it's not as if this place is advertised as "The happy smiley forum where everyones SO friendly and go hand in hand on picnics" ... i seem to remember it saying on the door outside "Absolutely anything goes in here so be careful what you get yourself into. Nobody is moderating this forum and NOBODY can help you. Enter at your own risk!" <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote are you for real or what?? that is what "in here" is for.. to fling dung... or is it OK to fling shit.. just as long as none of it splashes your nice flowery dress [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: General Pimpochet ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: "You just HAD to say something didn't you? Go ahead... make fun of me."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...EH???Hahahaha...yeah-i said something...err,why the fuck not???Boo-hoo,snivvle snivvle! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: "I even offered to have a convo. with you but have received no reply."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (First I knew of it!!I don't check my private messages very often,but i will after i finish this.) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: "I guess you'd just rather sling shit in here, huh? No one will get to see your witty insults via MSN... I understand. I know how important your image... er...images are to you."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Once again,I see you jumping to conclusions-and discrediting me with your(incorrect)surmations.I often insult people via msn!!! i think you might find yourself more at home in a forum with people like this: ...I even momentarily felt a tiny bit of pity for the apparent overwrought state you seem to have got yourself into,till i remembered that you don't exactly hesitate when it comes to targetting other people's sensitive spots. BUT...if you're having a little stress headache(or whatever it is a miserable whiny shitplug like you might use as an excuse to retreat when all your shit starts coming home to roost),then we here in the forum could ALL agree that we must be nice to poor Menopauseous ,because she doesn't want to play the rough games any more.
*still waiting for a reply* Hmmm... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by... Who fucking else?!?: unfortunately for her however... her stature has been somewhat diminished through her association with you.. what with you rushing in to 'defend her honour' whenever anyone says BOO to her.. she can probably stand on her own two feet.. she did before.. but now.. through your showings of knightly courage.. her standing has been undermined.. rather than being someone who can hold her own in this dive.. she is getting perceived as weak, and unable to cut it without your stewardship....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Interesting... If my feelings were actually hurt, I would have probably resorted to name-calling, spent hours on a long, rambling, pointless post, or made generalizations speaking for ALL of the Fugly Forum-goers against you. *yawn* I'm just getting tired of the same remarks over and over and over again... how's about you give me some NEW material to work with? [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
are you insinuating my feelings have been hurt?? i don't really have any in here.. what'd be the point? they'd only get trampled on
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: *still waiting for a reply* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> FOR FUCKS SAKE MENOPAUSEOUS-Give me a fucking chance-the world doesn't revolve around you,you know!?!i was actually just doing it there you huffy drybeaver! [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Speaking of images... yeah, that's me up there. I never claimed to be a super-model. If it depresses you to look at it... GOOD! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> P.S.It's not your actual physical features themselves-it's the emanation of miserable life force depleting vibes that i'm referring to-both in your pic and in your posts,but...would you take Nursey's advice and lube up that parched,wizened and caustic little beast(!) -that you so forgivingly refer to as your "vagina"......NO YOU WOULD NOT!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Spooky will you marry me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would be honoured to take the hand of one so fair and beautiful. [ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: Spooky ]
