Final Solution to the Middle East Crisis

Not trying to back you into a corner but look at the corner that Israel is already backed into. They have tried so many times and recently conceded to give the Palestinians Gaza most recently as well as ....crap I cannot remember maybe it was Golan Heights. Only to have thousands of missiles launched at them from the very land that they handed over.

 

Genocide it is.

 

hehehe, I just got the name of this thread. Final Solution.

 

Just out of curiousity Smurf - has the Government planted a electromagnetic chip in your head yet?

Barry

 

Interesting points I have noticed make me wonder about the stability of this supposed Arab alliance against western culture. I know the knee jerk reply is that there never was and that it is an imaginary figment. I beg to differ on that.

Interesting isn’t it that we are not hearing Arabs voicing their discontent against Israel for attacking Hezbollah or Hamas. Maybe the typical errant crocodile tear statement of the plight of the Palestinians. (They couldn’t give to shits about them but they don’t want the nasty fuckers in their land do they Palestinians are considers third class citizens to Arabs)

Even more interesting is that what we do hear is statements denouncing Hezbollah and Hamas for their role as the provocateur. Maybe not so interesting once put into prospective. Iranians are not true Arabs. Arabs are predominantly Sunni. Iranians are predominantly Shia. Arabs have despised the fact that Iran has long been a predominant power in the region and are threatened by Iranian aggressive saber rattling. Arabs see Hezbollah as an extension of Iran and Syria. Sunni Arabs are the predominant population of Syria however the governing party the Alawite sect a Shia religious group has controlled Syrian politics. The Alawite sect remains in power due to being propped up by whom? Iranian government of course is the correct answer.

I do not think that the Arabs would be at all upset if Israel declared war with Iran and took out their nuclear capability. As much as they do despise the Jews there is no real love lost for the Palestinians or the Iranians either.

This leads me to believe that the Arabs are not likely taking all this anti American propaganda for more than exactly what it is propaganda. The idea of Shia control in Iraq is not a pleasing thing to think of it would basically make Iraq and Iran one combined super power and inevitably hand Mecca away from Saudi control over to Iran who has already voiced intentions on controlling the Muslim holy land.

Think about it.

 

Smurf wrote

In german, final solution is endloesung. Ring a bell ?

The world now knows the endloesung-plan(WW2) as Holocaust.

 

No duh, Xerxes. That's what I was talking about, and I was joking about just getting it anyways. I had a teacher that was all into that WW2 stuff and he wouldn't shut up about it.

 

Okay, here's my solution.

As I recall, basically every religion in the east is fighting for the same 1 mile by 1 mile tract of land. Here's what we do:

1. Bring in the UN, and have them rope off the entire area with the same kind of stanchions that are used at Disneyland to keep people from "cutting" in line.

2. We then have the leaders of all major religions file evenly into the church that is at the center of said piece of land.

3. Give them each a GPS Locator.

4. Lock the doors, and immediately lock-on to the locators with 1 missile from each of the religious fanatics.

Now, this is where you and I come in.

5. We sit back and watch as the BBC televises everything, because they will inevitably do it the worst.

6. We take a poll (similar to American Idol) on which religion is winning the argument that will ensue inside the church.

7. Decide on a victor.

8. Have his country lock onto whatever locator that they hate the most. (That's why we gave every leader one, so that they couldn't complain when there was only a few, or just one)

9. KABOOM! No matter who wins, the leaders of all major religions around the world die on the same property they've been fighting for for years.

Now lets pour some salt in the wound. Now that the area is nothing but a crater, we have the UN commissions team go in and inspect the area for the next 20 years until they render the fact that because we nuked "the holy land" that God has turned from us, and that all former religious establishments must be scorched.

Who's in?