Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Q: Did you hear about the fag that got fired from the sperm bank? A: He was caught drinking on the job.
IMC and IHN were in an elevator. IMC goes "I smell come" IHN goes "Yeah I just farted" <marquee><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate"> </marquee></marquee> <marquee><marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate"> </marquee></marquee> [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Topper ]
WHUT DO U CALL A PERSON WHO MAKEZ FUNA HOMOSEXUALZ???¿ A BORED AS FUCK HETROSEXUAL!!!! shame on u all. dont knock it til u try it. ~Charlotte
I'm a bored hetrosexual, Hurley. And ideas on how to brighten up my life? Otherwise I'm gonna have to start making up Homo jokes.
