fag jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Jurkin 24-7, Jun 10, 2001.

  1. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
    discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
    The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
    The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
     
  2. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    Q: Did you hear about the fag that got fired from the sperm bank?
    A: He was caught drinking on the job.
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hey, did you hear about the two Irish queers?

    "Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael"
     
  4. Topper

    Topper New Member

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    IMC and IHN were in an elevator.

    IMC goes "I smell come"

    IHN goes "Yeah I just farted"

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    [ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Topper ]
     
  5. hurley porn star

    hurley porn star New Member

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    WHUT DO U CALL A PERSON WHO MAKEZ FUNA HOMOSEXUALZ???¿

    A BORED AS FUCK HETROSEXUAL!!!!
    shame on u all. dont knock it til u try it.
    ~Charlotte
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    Drive SATAN from your heart SINNER!!!...

    or you will face ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!
     
  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'm a bored hetrosexual, Hurley. And ideas on how to brighten up my life? Otherwise I'm gonna have to start making up Homo jokes.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you can always make fun of midgets, jews, or niggers..
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    whats a hetrosexual?
    i thought it was heterosexual
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Oh shit, Kitana... you're starting to sound like me!
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i am? is that good or bad?
     

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