Oooh an 'edge' man eh? I normally opt for the double cheese with double pepperoni on account of my unhealthy lifestyle. I leave the salad bar alone. Yup, it's chiili oil...lush that stuff is! I already know about your wife.
What's with all this pizza bollocks? Get some curry down yer necks. You know you want to... I live 2 doors from one in my town, I have the number on speed dial.