Drink Off!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Schmed, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. Schmed

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    Alright , Im calling out the drunks tonight (today fuck it im starting early) I am gonna post everything I drink as I drink it (pics of the empties) and I dare someone to drink more than me in the same fashion. Yes I have no life , but I can juggle cats while getting 100 guys on Super Mario Bros.
    I Rule
    Any Questions

    "According to the law of infinite regression which says it is illegal for anything to repeat infintely, the last thing on my mind is "the last thing on my mind.".."
     
  2. Schmed

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    One can of Schlitz succesfully converted to energon...
     
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    Rhino LIKE BEER!!!

    you pussies...
     
  4. Schmed

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    NO cans can withstand the might of the master of magnetism...
    ps I am suffering rat, i am...
     
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    i took a vicodin and ate some pasta salad. i'll be back later tonight with a full report. -RAT

    Schlitz? uuuugggh! your bowels will love you in the morning Schmedly...
     
  6. Schmed

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    i hopethis works this time, my bowels are used to the harsh treatment i give tehm, and if they dont like it i will punish them more later
     
  7. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    my bowels are used to the harsh treatment i give tehm, and if they dont like it i will punish them more later<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you have no idea how funny that is.
     
  8. Schmed

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    if you had any idea how i punish them you would laugh harder...
     
  9. ratatouille

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    tell me more. i feel a strange stirring in my nether regions.
     
  10. Schmed

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    stupid empty cans fell the sting of the Scorpion!!


    well rat it involves hardboiled eggs but thats all i want to tell now, ask me later when im drunk, i got some beefeater that should open the vault..
     
  11. Schmed

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    the last sip of can 5.....
    im waiting for Ulfur to join in , maybe even Lomo but Im suspecting a life on Friday night might be interfering with this... damn pussies
     
  12. Schmed

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    Even Iron Maiden likes this game...

    damn those Wonder Woman underoos haunt me even now.
    Im moving up in the world from Schlitz to Heineken, lets bring on the BEEFEATER!!!
    pussies...
     
  13. ratatouille

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    i am late and i cant find my invisible jet. i'll play with you later on. i will start boozing it up when i get to the soiree.

    Schmed, you might want to consider a good fisting after a nice enema instead of ingesting large quantities of eggs. we'll chat more later. xoxo RAT
     
  14. Schmed

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    LATE!!! I thought you said you were on the rag.... dont go breaking my heart.....
     
  15. Schmed

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    Black Spidey says "don't step to Schmedlys drinking fest mofuggers"

    god damned pussies...the xoxoxo made me almost puke something is wrong , i need some maloxx
     
  16. Schmed

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    Red and Blue Spidey says I rock (im guessing by his hands) but he says to slow the fuck down soon or Im gonna fall on my ass, god damn pussies, maybe next time you can all start drinking when i do
     
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    Flame On!!
     
  20. Schmed

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    even Willam Defoe likes my booze you cunts
     

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