..but I guess it's not all bad if you ever get tired of your wife's back ass you always got her front ass! -------------------> ZING!!!!!!!
Only Dan would self credit a zing. It's kind of like laughing at your own joke while everyone else just stands there staring at you.
If you zing everyone on a consistent basis then naturally they don't give you credit for zinging some one else as they are still stinging from the last zing you laid on them. Let's take disorder he is too fucking stupid to zing anyone yet like you he gets some dumbass to announce a zing on me just because I zinged the shit out of the poor sap who announced the zing prior to the alledged zing. You got the shit zinged out of you. I know it. You know it and everyone here knows it.
Dan, Remember when all the kids pointed at you and chanted "Inch long ding dong! Inch long ding dong! Zinga Zinga Zoo!" Sure you do. Mention it to your therapist.