Do you have "friends"

No one calls because your phone is turned off. I went by your house last night. The vette wasn't in the driveway, so I picked your lock and went in. I found this freak. I didn't think she was real until she started saying, "I eat myself. Eat me."

I go past your nicely decorated bookshelf to your computer and see that your chat program was idle but you had been talking to this broad.

So WTF?

 

That is funny.

 

Way to fuck it all up! I was trying to spare everyone the inconvenience of having those big ass pictures load by linking my text.

Let's all give Phatboy a big hand (in the face).

 

Be quiet before I put you in the microwave and melt you down into G.I. Joes.

 

You just want to put your big cowboy-ish hands all over my tiny naked body.

And for 11.99 USD you can do that.

 

Will you be working at the local truck stop later????

 

Don't insult me by confusing me with a blow up doll.

As if.

 

That wasnt you in the Camaro?

 

I gotta lil change in my pocket, goin jing a ling a lang, I call you on the telephone baby , I give you a rang.

Yeah , I like that song.

mmmm peach cobbla

 

but everytime I do, I get the same ole thang, always no huggy no kissee till I get a wedding ring,
my honey my baby dont put my love up on no shelf, she said dont give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.

Yea, I heard that one before.

 

OOOOOO shocker. The Georgia Cowboy knows that song.. reeeeealllllly
I am shocked.

 

'Bama leads all statistical categories in rules infractions. Hey - WE'RE NUMBER ONE AGAIN!

 

Bama is number one in what? high school drop out rate? Teen pregnancy? Incest ? What the fuck are you southern rednecks talking about ?

 

I always wanted ti fuck me one of those pausy chicks. And a retard also.

 

Geri is always down gettin' it in the brown.

She likes it when guys take the hershey highway. You just have to put a bib under her chin or she will drool all over the place.

 

you would know. dodo dick. Gross I would never let a guy do me in the ass. not unless the paid well for it

 

Im starting to like Geri... other than me, she is the funniest mudda fucka on here.

just sayin...

 

You told me you liked A2M.

 

Thanks fatass BM .

and fuck you cowboy PB.

 

Dont get all worked up into a retard rage, I dont want you accidentaly hurting someone with your mongoloid strength.