Do you feel old?

Haha, good one Dubya! :lol:

 

All scousers are.

 

Ok I take it back, I love your accent! I loved Brookie before it got weird!

 

Well I'm more Irish than anything else, but am a healthy heinz 57 mutt overall.

what the fuck is a scouser?

And although I live in Oklahoma, I will not follow one stereotype while believing another. I have more teeth and prettier ones than the average Limey.

 

A Scouser is a person from Liverpool England. You either love or hate the accent and I love it!

 

well, one of the things I do love about the Brits are the accents...it is a turn on.

 

Yes we are a sexy race, it does have to be said!

 

hey, Camilla is no looker..she has to have SOMETHING goin for her..

 

Maybe it was Charles in the horse vid

 

that might have had something to do with it..I didn't click on it..gauging the responses I thot it best..so that was Chuckie, huh?

 

After Trevors 'patio party' it was going to be hard to match anything like that again, and with Barry and Terry both getting older they definetly lost the 'scally' edge to the programme.

And don't start me on Damon getting murdered.

Yes. I watched it.

 

No gag reflex.

 

MMMMM Barry, I had a few naughty dreams about him!

 

I used to be a 'drinking' mate of his whenever I was back on leave years ago, I also used to play 5 a side with him on sunday mornings as well. He was crap and always played in goal. I don't live in Liverpool anymore so I'm hardly in touch with the 'Royal Oak Speedboat and Water Ski Club' as much.

That's my 'celeb' name dropping done for the day.

I still have a contact number for him (well, his brothers anyway) treat me nice and I may give it to you...

*twizzles moutache a la Terry Thomas*

 

Fibber!

 

T'is true I tell thee, Mr. Usher is well known in my home town...

 

So where have you moved to?

 

I'm now a shandy-drinking southerner having it large in the Wiltshire vales...

 

Why , "You leather-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!" you!

~William Shakespeare , Henry IV, Part 2

 

All correct apart from the 'Spanish' reference. I am actually French by birth.

I shall now await the inevitable 'cheese eating surrender monkey' backlash...