Dilemma

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ratatouille, Dec 10, 2001.

  1. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Okay, okay no cock in this one.

    Straight from Canaduh.....

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    So he is Canadian? Is he a filthy inhalant addicted aboriginal? (Spunkman, you here?)

    I wonder how much turpentine he has huffed since his childhood days.....
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    well, I know he likes to take lots of ecstasy and go to raves and play really shitty dj techo trance garbage. And his buddies take vetrinary drugs to get off, ketamine or something? I dunno. He's a filthy peanut butter, soy milk drinkin', sandworm.
     
  3. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Queasily lectured Obi-Wan Cheezedawg:
    ...know this. You never truly get Revenge on anything or anyone. Even after you find retribution... its still never enough.... It eats you apart inside and eventually consumes you...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Sed Rat:
    ...Now SandCock hasn't done much to me except show obvious disdain for my choice of music, friends and generally thinks he's better than everyone else. My opinion is that if he's stupid enough to post his ugly uncut cock on the web, then he gets what he deserves.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Sound reasoning so far.

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    Well, you can look at this in 2 ways: one, you'd be 'humiliating' her by outing her smug Canadian shithead (if that's not redundant) boyfriend's beefcake pics...or...Two, you're ultimately doing her a favor via a little tough love by heightening the inconsistencies in her current relationship and catalyzing a cathartic confrontation sooner rather than later. IOW, you'd not be changing their destiny, only pushing the timetable up a little bit.

    If you decide to make the hard choice and do the right thing, then the obvious method is to fashion a dummy "sucks" website with the apparent owner being an angry, spurned female persona who was briefly involved in a cyberaffair with Sandcock - which probably isn't far from the truth, otherwise why does he have the pics uploaded to begin with? But Sandcock screwed 'her' around - you pick the details - and posting his dick pics is the payback. You can start off by linking directly to the pics at Sandman's site but be sure to cache local copies for the inevitable discovery/coverup.

    The method(s) of publicity is your call - an obvious good start is to send a collage to various "revenge pic" sites.

    Remember plausible deniability, and C.Y.A., C.Y.A., C.Y.A....
     
  5. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Well, Sandcock has done it again. He has posted his picture on yet another website. And, he has successfully pissed off another female who knows exactly where this picture is. I am off the hook. It may sound cliche, but what comes around goes around and I actually didn't even need to stick my filthy paw in any of it. Needless to say, Fat-Ass wouldn't be humiliated if Isaw his picture. She knows me well and I have some swarthy ex-boyfriends I'm not too proud of either. I bet she's laughing her Fat-Ass off and posting his pic all over the web as I am typing this. She knew it wasn't going to last with him, so all this is going to do is reinforce it. See? I'm not that evil after all. Okay, may a little.
     
  6. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    well, I know he likes to take lots of ecstasy and go to raves and play really shitty dj techo trance garbage. And his buddies take vetrinary drugs to get off, ketamine or something? I dunno. He's a filthy peanut butter, soy milk drinkin', sandworm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yup, he sounds like one of the "hipster" aboriginals. Ask him if his mother is still hooked on inhalants. Or better yet, give ME his email address and I will ask him myself!!!
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    I am over this now. I had my fun.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    pussy
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    pussy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    rat!? rat!?
    r u gonna take that?
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    rat!? rat!?
    r u gonna take that?
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    What are you now, the forum fucking cheerleader?

    Ra! Ra! Ree!
    Kick 'em in the Knee!

    Ra! Ra! Ralls!
    Kick 'em in the other knee!
     
  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    What are you now, the forum fucking cheerleader?
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    yep... and you are, too
     
  11. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Naw, I'm no pussy, that's fer sure. When I'm done, I'm done is all.

    U-G-L-Y
    you ain't got no alibi,
    you UGLY,
    that's right,
    you UGLY.

    I gotta go. I'm having hot phone sex.
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    I gotta go. I'm having hot phone sex. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    awww, well, you can put your pom-poms away, Lomo...

    BTW, Lomo wants to know if you are gonna record the conversation, he wants to hear it
     
  13. ratatouille

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    I can't record it because I am on my cell. The whole thing started when I woke up this morning. I had a hot dream about a friend of mine of 12 years. So I emailed him and told him about it. We have been on the phone since 3pm. My home phone ran out of power so I am calling him back on my cell after I finish eating this here hotdog. All this sex talk has worked up and appetite. Bi for now....
     
  14. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo:
    Yup, he sounds like one of the "hipster" aboriginals. Ask him if his mother is still hooked on inhalants. Or better yet, give ME his email address and I will ask him myself!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am over this now. I had my fun.

     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Naw, I'm no pussy, that's fer sure. When I'm done, I'm done is all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok so you're done... but there's a forum full of internet abusers here who'd like a piece of that smegma... pass over some more details so's we can chew over the barely gnawed bones...
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Naw, I'm no pussy, that's fer sure. When I'm done, I'm done is all.

    U-G-L-Y
    you ain't got no alibi,
    you UGLY,
    that's right,
    you UGLY.

    I gotta go. I'm having hot phone sex.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're Kaye's friend?Just wondering,that's all...
     
  17. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    You're Kaye's friend?Just wondering,that's all... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't know Kaye, sorry.
     
  18. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    ok so you're done... but there's a forum full of internet abusers here who'd like a piece of that smegma... pass over some more details so's we can chew over the barely gnawed bones...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I gave you his info, you would only refer him back to this forum, then I would be busted for posting his pic all over the net. What can I say? I got my "revenge" so to speak. He pissed off this other chick, and she also has this picture. It's out of my paws now.
     

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