Did you know...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Did you know... 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.


    Uh, WTF?

    Yea, my wife likes the crushed ice too, it erks me cause it takes so long to fill the ice up while it crushes perfectly good cubes......
     
  2. phatboy

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    Did you know... There are no penguins in the North Pole.

    Uh, how about on it? Or is 'on the North Pole' where Dan hangs out?
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Did you know... This thread is getting old?
     
  4. ucicare

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    It's Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:01:43 -0400. Do you know where you are?
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Did you know... Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.[/FONT]


    I am sure they are talking about females only.

    I have never seen a dog, horse, monkey or any other male animal that looked like he was "just doing the obligatory ritual."

    The eyes rolled back in the head give it away.
     
  5. ucicare

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    It's Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:33:01 -0400. Do you know where you are?
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Did you know... A Koala Bear sleeps 22 hours of every day.[/FONT]



    My dog is a Koala bear. Who knew?
     
  6. phatboy

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    My wife might be a koala bear....
     
  7. phatboy

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    Did you know... The average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man.


    Duh, how do you think we got married. Chicks dont let you root around in their cooters if they cant enjoy it.....
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Did you know... Burt Reynolds is a Cherokee Indian.

    Wow... 1/8 of me is too!

    They took the whole Cherokee nation
    Put us on this reservation
    Took away our ways of life
    The tomahawk and the bow and knife
    Took away our native tongue
    And taught their English to our young
    And all the beads we made by hand
    Are nowadays made in Japan

    Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
    So proud to live, so proud to die

    They took the whole Indian nation
    Locked us on this reservation
    Though I wear a shirt and tie
    I’m still part redman deep inside

    Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
    So proud to live, so proud to die

    But maybe someday when they learn
    Cherokee nation will return, will return, will return, will return,
    will return
     
  9. phatboy

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    You should hang out with SamanthaSez, she's an iroqui. You all could have a pow wow in your wigwam.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I'm only 1/8... my wigwam is German.
     
  11. phatboy

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    Ich bein gluchlich?
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I'm Lumbee (like anyone gives a fuck) but thats part of the Cherokee nation
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    You're correct nobody gives a fuck.



    The Lumbee Indians

    means "Riders of the Zebra"



    They were a mixed race of Native American
    And African Americans.They were reconized
    as a Tribe in 1885.
     
  14. ucicare

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    So Dwaine really is an African American/Native American? (AANA).

    I heard that he was chief of the Wanksalotta tribe, and a medicine man with the Flicksaboogers.


    He told me his tribal name was Squatsnteetee, which is tranlated "Sits to pee." I think he was lying . I heard it was either Bowelsarunnin or Smokesabowla.

    Dwaine makes good medicine. Ummmm.
     
  15. Joeslogic

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    Smokesabowla Dude

    Also did you know the fishing industry benefits from meat eating sharks because they weed out the diseased fish?
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    For people who don't give a shit, you did an awful lot of research. Albeit 90% incorrect, but research nonetheless
     
  17. ucicare

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    Joe is my hero now.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    wow you are easily amused.
     
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