Frenchie peed sitting down. so i took the opportunity to punch him in the face while he couldnt get up.
My kids have both them things so dont be such a fuckin smart arse.But when there's pee on the floor that all denie doing what would you do.I guess you have a piss testing device at home to tell whose piss is whose Well i live in the real world not your litttle perfect one and piss happens and a mum i have the joy of sorting it out.
I sometimes need 3 or 4 wipes with tissue to get my arse really clean after a good crap. Sometimes though, my arse itches where a dingleberry has formed, as one always seems to evade capture at the excavation site. Anyone else have this problem?
Maybe he and Medtech can have a double wedding with Baz and Mia. Sounds like a good time. UT, I hope you get some good stuff for Mother's Day, if not tell me and I will set your family straight.
we've already had Mothers day over here, it was on 6th March.I got 2 lovely letters, a few pictures and was woken up at 6 in the morning for my first breakfast which consisted of a bowl of Cheerios and a glass of orange juice, then again at 8 for my second bowl of Cheerios and a glass of water.Next year i'm booking a hotel room.
Erm people like you really do make a huge difference in the world today. While you are on your hands and knees scrubbing your kids and husbands piss of the floor, just think about the great things you are doing to help advance sexual equality. You know boys really are not stupid, and can quite easily piss in the pot. If you really want them to stop taking a slash on your floor everytime they visit the bathroom, the answer is simple, make them clean up after themselves. Wow, I know it is quite a radical suggestion, but once you get your head around it you might find it works. :shock:
