God, one more ignorant fashion trend. I swear I am going to beat the shit out of the next bitch I see wearing those ugly ass boots.
no, they look good with varicose veins, liver spots and a zimmer frame.... they are one step away from a unislipper
um, no they don't, I bet you raced out and got a trucker hat too didn't you. I bet if a star was to smear him/herself in shit half the world would be buying self shit smear kits at the fucking GAP.
Erm, why are you cleaning up piss off the bathroom floor? My kids ( all sons ) Clean up after themselves, they have long learned that pissing around the pot is not on. And not civilised! Do your kids a favour and teach them independance, and personal hygeine
Make the boys sit down to pee unless they agree to hit the toilet, then they can stand. No boy is going to sit. His aim will improve. If one does sit, you got bigger problems than aim anyway. Barry Barry
So good you put your name to it twice! My boys have always stood up to take a wee, but, hey, there is nothing in the text books to say doing otherwise will mean anything other than a happy mommy.
Just throw a cheerio in the toilet and tell them to try and sink it. But if they ever get their 'thingz' pierceed, they'll be sitting down to pee anyways.
