Death Threat

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by ucicare, May 1, 2005.

  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    And you would know about that wouldn't you?! Someone who's professed to have slept with over 200 people before her 21st B-Day! Wooo-hoo!

    Your vag is probably wider than the grand canyon....a yawning, batlike cavern. Robman, watch out!
     
  2. Dimples

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    yeah they are pretty weird.
     
  3. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    youre just jealous because the only cock you get is your pet dogs.
     
  4. Samanthasez

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    I rest my case.
     
  5. Robman97

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    :lol: I love it when women fight.

    If she has a batcave pussy, then I will roll with it. I have always wanted to fist a chick anyways. :p
     
  6. Samanthasez

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    She'd be more than willing and able...although the last time I heard, she cost about $25.00...you have that, right?
     
  7. Robman97

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    Shit, the hours I am working as of late, I can afford to put both my hands and my feet up her cooch.
     
  8. Samanthasez

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    I'm sure she'll be PM'ing you anytime now.

    *starts whistling the theme to KFC original recipe chicken*
     
  9. Robman97

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    Good, I need a pm. I have been so lonely. :(
     
  10. Samanthasez

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    Yes, well just take note: this is her "before" and "after" pictures:




     
  11. Robman97

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    God, thanks alot. I was rubbing one out when I saw that, now I have to start all over again. :?
     
  12. Samanthasez

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    Well, don't say I didn't try to warn you.
     
  13. Robman97

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    If you quietly whisper in my ear that it happens to all guys sometimes, that might help.
     
  14. Dimples

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    stop speaking on my behalf you stupid cunt.
     
  15. Dimples

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    when all else fails, the old "youre ugly" routine always comes into play. how quaint.
     
  16. Nursey

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    That was a pretty candid self description.

    I didn't write it all day long, i copy pasted it from one of your DADDY'S posts. He tells you he loves you, he tells us he wants to murder and burn you. Burrrrrn. *SHRIEK* *giggle*




    Well of course i do. Here's some more for you to adorn your blank, amorphous self with.




    IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/lemortcles.gif[/IMG] .


    But no matter how attractive and interesting you make yourself look, you'll always just be a wobbling blob of Barry-nob-glob to me ...now get back in the furnace and bubble and fizz you cute li'l piggy jizzblister! :cool:





    Baby's on fi-yerrrrr
    Better throw her in the wa-terrrr
    Look at her laughing
    Like a heifer to the slaugh-terrrr

    Baby's on fi-yerrrrr
    And all the laughing boys are bitching
    Waiting for photos
    Oh the plot is so bewitching

    Rescuers row, row
    Do your best to change the subject
    Blow the wind blow Joe
    Lend some assistance to the object
     
  17. Nursey

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    Ooopth! :p
     
  18. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I will be the first to admit I have only faint clues as to the goings on of that post.

    LOL

    Except for FIREFIREFIREFIREIFREIRIFIEFFIREIRIRRIFRIFEIRIFIREFFEREIFR
     
  19. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What me to send you some? I have an impressive collection. **


    ** Not really. Just this one.....

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/ucicare/pimp_naked.jpg

    Hey, we can stop anytime you want. I thought this was what Fugly was all about - you know, ripping people to shreds by any means available, etc.
    If you are not enjoying this, I will be glad to stop.

    I LOVE YOU PIMP. PLEASE DONT BE MAD.


    HeHeHe

    Barry
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Zing...
     

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