Dwaine - Drunk - Death - Destruction - Delusional - Dwaine - Drunk - Detox - Die - Doom - Deflowered - Destroyed - Dwiane - Drunk All the above start with the letter "D." Coincidence? I think not. But if you don't open the bar, it may be worse. Dwaine - Dry - Die. Wow, that even rhymes. Barry
Should you not be in bed now handsome? Is all the excitment about our big day keeping you from slumber?
You are right. What was I doing awake at 1:00AM? Oh God! I hope it is not the seasonal mania again. (flushes Sudafed down the toilet and reaches for the nasal spray.) Barry
The only rousing on our blessed day will be betwen me and Ucicare we are a match made in heaven as u c i care 2. Any fun you have will be kept to the urinal area. Bloody hell Medic I love y but dont go turning our day into some kinda sex fest :x Out of interest though just who might you be porking ( in the wet area you understand )? Bloody bridesmaids are all the same :roll:
Dearest Mia, Just wanted you to know that I am looking forward to the big day. I have been practising all week for the honeymoon. Should be good to go by Saturday night. Don't forget that Snapper season opens tomorrow. I'll be back before the wedding, so don't get uptight. Priorities, you know. Barry
Dearest Mia, Just wanted you to know that I am looking forward to the big day. I have been practising all week for the honeymoon. Should be good to go by Saturday night. Don't forget that Snapper season opens tomorrow. I'll be back before the wedding, so don't get uptight. Priorities, you know. Barry
