Well thanks for reitterating my point about kids not having patience for slow zombies anymore...and you are a very very small minority on Return of the Living Dead. And only the fresh ones (god I love Lina Quigley) look good naked, or are you telling me you were attracted to the half zombie female they had tied to the embalming table?? Sorry but you are dead (excuse the pun) wrong on Return being the worst zombie movie ever, in fact it is one of the better ones out there. For truley bad zombie flicks try some of these... Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies Invasion by the Atomic Zombies Plague of the Zombies Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies Horror of Party Beach Virus Return of the Lving Dead 3
Ernie, and the other guys name is Bert, it's a fuckign classic. "YOU MEAN THE MOVIE LIED!!!!!!!" Now if that wasnt thge fuckig best line ever i dont know what is....
And on a final note , the Night of the Liivng Dead remake fucking rocked , in all the right ways, i stuck to he story , made ya feel hopelesly fucked etc etc.. god i love zombies, even the bad ones are good....