So the lax lipped strumpet fancies the company of John Thomas and Aunt Hazel? Sounds like my kind of minx!
yes she really high standards.. like you must pay twenty whole dollars for a Wild Ride in Daisy's Double Wide. that does sound like good porn title.
I was going to save it as a surprise, but since you asked, I couldn't handle the patchouli smell anymore, so I sneaked into your house and replaced your bed with this today.
Don't get bent out of shape, I'd never fuck you, I couldn't stand looking at the 1980's office mom hairdo, but yeah, you'd totally fuck me. Now stop flirting with me and go buy some more hair bleach, a new flow-bee blade and gussy yourself up for your next John.
Hey Schmed, I can loan ya the 20 if you want to hit it ... half of it will be in rolled pennies, but I know she will accept it. And please don't use her recycled condoms, splurge and get your own
While that is really sweet, I'll pass, I have my own stuff to do....how many pennies do I put in these rolls again??
AC, you are the greatest!!! I bought you some role playing clothes. Naughty Sombrero Cowboy: Sexy I-have-money Loverboy: Preppy Date-Rape Fratboy:
If you say so, I can't remember the last time I wanted to fuck a white girl, especially a chubby blond one, but I'll play along, I wish I could fuck a chubby, white, blond hooker. Happy?
you know we are all dorks... right . there is no way anyone would us to be cool. I will admit to my "fake profile" well already kinda got outted.. but yall have barbie doll personalities... yall be just weird.
Update: Daisy asks if we can "bury the hatchet" Honestly I would love to bury the hatchet... in her crusty disease spreading snatch.
