Daily Therapy with Dr. Swope

dear doc,

I am woefully behind the times..wasn't aware they were now calling it 'plumage'..is that a french word? Bugs should flirt with all and sundry, and give single women advice as to how to get all the men online drooling after her as well, since she is so much better at it than I

And how do I stop whippy from telling everyone about all the shit I did? I try to make folks believe I was a loving and caring medic, but he is ruining that false reputation tremendously. I think he has the hots for me because of that shit too which really creeps me out and turns me on. He is trying to steal me from barry, especially since barry is now becoming a bigamist yet has hurt my feewins by still not proposing to me.

Also, is it normal to watch weather reports of tornadoes nearby, but since it's not raining here yet to leave all the windows and doors open to get the lovely spring fresh air and not mind the color the sky is turning and remain on the computer?

Signed,

slightly off in oklahoma

 

I'd love to watch a tornado in Oklahoma...that would be kick ass!

 

accually it was into a honda CRX... but thatn you for dredgeing up my sorridhistory

 

accually it was into a honda CRX... but thatn you for dredgeing up my sorridhistory

 

We love your sorrid history!

Can I have a line? JUST kidding.

Maybe.

 

Word I got was they didn't lock you up because trhe local jail couldn't afford to feed you for a year.

I find that a good weapons charge enhances a man's statue. I bet the Fugly females tingled in their toes when they saw that you are not just a man of words, and that you use live ammo.

You owe me if you get laid as a result.

Barry

 

true, barry, you should be paid the standard pimp fare if/when it occurs.

well we had a real purty lightnin show, and i was chicken enough to close the windows, but no rotation, so i'm still here and not in oz. oh well. windows back open, cool air flowin and it's good cus I been readin a lotta BULLSHIT comin through the net recently!

 

Hey if me and schmed come down for a boating adventure, can swe dress as pirates?

 

P.S> I was incarcerated for 93 days, but the its over, my stupidity... e tlaked about this on the phone barz

 

I forgot that you were actually locked up. Hope I haven't offended you. I was just playing the Fugly game. (checks feverishly to make sure the security system is armed and all the doors are locked)

I don't mind if you and Schmed wear pirates outfits, as long as you leave "the hook" at home.

Our trip this weekend is on hold. Looks like a huge strom front is approaching. Probabaly the one that just left Medicvet's back yard. Seas are running 5 feet, and that SUCKS. Take a look here.

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/data/Forecasts/FZUS54.KMOB.html

Barry