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Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by ratatouille, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Sorry for being friendly and nice in my PM's. I forgot for a moment that you like it better when I am nasty and mean to you.


    BTW - I like the "one hand black nails" look. Very Goth.

    Oh, and click here -

    http://www.hottanningbeds.com/


    Barry
     
  2. Nursey

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    Poor old Bladda. I dont think i was supposed to get so close to the truth...that's just not playing the game right, is it? And 'nasty'/'nice'...'condescending arrogance'/'worships at the feet'...eventually, it's all the same to me. Just the alternating mood swings between two opposite extremes of a bi-polar's personality disorder, neither of which has any bearing in reality which is located somewhere in the middle...approximately about...here.
    But though it can be tedious, watching you flip from one to the other is quite bemusing and has me intrigued, so no need to change a thing. Just don't get all bitter at me for remaining consistant and stable while you go see-sawing your way through experience.

    I think your tearful insolence has blurred your vision...that's a shadow - not painted nails.
     
  3. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Are those breast implants?
     
  4. Nursey

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    Just bringing the bullshit in 'Cold Sober' back to where it belongs..

     
  5. Nursey

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    It's 'shimmy', dimmy. And by 'everyone', you mean...you.

    Ok, so your emotional developement kind of froze around puberty. Is that about the time your mother's boyfriend started to...ummm....how should we say this....'take you to the 'moovies''? But if we are to play along with your stunted, schoolgirl games, the only 'monkey' i can see here is you, neanderthal cavewoman.
     
  6. ucicare

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    I love a good cat fight.

    Barry
     
  7. Nursey

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    Poor old Barry, i suppose it's about the only pussy action you are able to enjoy since that fateful trip to the doctors.
     
  8. ucicare

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    I have to admit that I missed this the first time through.

    Samantha gets bonus points for the Pimp Monkey comparision.

    Oh yes - ZING

    Barry
     
  9. Nursey

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    Except, that's not Pimp. It's just some guy at a party...
     
  10. ucicare

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    Well you know how it is. All of you foreigners look alike to me.

    Bartry
     
  11. Nursey

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    But just let her keep the 'ZING'. Afterall, even though it's not Pimp, and he doesn't post here, or even know me, he does look a bit monkeyish...and let's face it, that's the closest Sam's ever going to get at being entertaining. :?
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    Samantha gets bonus points for the Pimp Monkey comparision.
    Oh yes - ZING
    Barry[/quote]

    well the similarity may be a little tenuous to us not nurturing the grudge.. but ironically nursey is right now the Placid Bitch for the Rest of the night after i just performed a hot monkey dance for her to Wings' silly love songs played on my mouth organ whilst grinding my groin to hers....

    and silly barry i look far far far less gormless when i ogle..

    zings are SOOOO last season
     
  13. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    A bit like your gay sig.
     
  14. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Let it be known!

    Mohawks are awlays in season, or "in" as the kids like to say.
     
  15. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Ka-ching-a-dingy

    Barry
     
  16. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    ugh.. ph7
     
  17. Nursey

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    I got pretty bit bored of them by about 1987.
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    it's all about the fauxhican these days... or the mullhican... all the rage amongst the kids :roll:
     
  19. DrBungle

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    I think you'd feel better about it if you got a mohawk.
     

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