CREEPy DUDE!!!

Poor Lucy. No wonder you're bitter.:| After all...

...there's no going back now!

 

I scincearly appologize, I know to never ever use rebar again... I will stick with old trusty masonry block

 

Holy shit, did you fall into a huge tank of bleach or sumthin...? I think your picture might be burning the glass on my screen. I didnt know people actually wanted to look like this....You ever heard that shit about if your offended im talkin about you? You just proved it. In reality youve actually accepted that your ugly, but wont admit it outwardly due to some internal fantasy. I've picked up on this due to my extra-sensory perception. I wouldn't say anyone here is stuck-up anyone elses ass, although most of them are stuck up their own. But frankly, they just think you suck, so defending her actually isnt flattering.

 

You are still here?

 

Ha! Well, obviously I have won this engagement. Now to move on to bigger and better conquests.

 

It would seem to defy the laws of fluid dynamics, but you indeed, simultaneously, suck and blow.

 

I must admit, the way you unexpectedly slipped into my pm's with a soft, sucky pussy-rub / cloying apology certainly threw me off balance, leaving me feeling dirty and my boundaries sickeningly violated. And now the cunning 'waiting without replying for a day before declaring 'victory' form of conquest! So. Ruthless.
I implore everyone to be -extremely wary- of 'Lucy'. It may be too late for me, but i shudder to imagine the apocalyptic scene of devastation that will result if it manages to slither its way over every single one of us...thus immobilising the entire forum with the gallons of thick, shitsmeared mucous that are lavishly secreted by the slithering, silvery-skinned anal mutant. :!:

 

The apology is genuine. Good day :!:

 

Well that's just great! And you got what you said you wanted didn't you? Or did you just want it to be one sided?

 

Touche!
...of course things don't always turn out quite as they are expected.

 

damn lucy you are truely the uglest fuck i have ever seen in my life, and I have seen some hidious fucksticks in my lifetime. you remind me of a genetics experiment that went tottally arwy..

 

Hi Dwaine. Since anythimg I say will probably be erased, I will just say "goodbye". It's been fun. Take care!

 

Tut! Silly Lucy. I hope that's a valuable lesson for you! Just imagine if i'd gone ahead and used the sort of barbaric torture methods you are so fond of endorsing!? The first moment i spotted you, i wanted desperately to cover your shimmering, amorphous mass in table salt, so that we could all watch in wonderment and awe as you writhed in excruciating agony - your outer membrane dissolving until you were nothing but a pulsating great lump of jelly!
But we are mostly civilised around here, and i decided it would be more fun to just keep you. I have prepared you an old box, and filled it with soil, an assortment of decaying vegetation, some faeces and small insects to meet your dietry requirements. Any nonsense and i'll get the hairdryer. I doubt that even the sort of filthy old perverts a creature like you sexually attracts will be interested once the fluid loss leaves you resembling a shrivelled up twig and your orifices impenetrable...

 

Oh! Nevermind, i'll get a pet earwig or something. :x

And there 'she' goes...off to find the sort of acceptance and adoration she feels must exist somewhere out there on the vast twinkling horizon of the world wide web. Bye bye Lucy. :|

 

I named my dog Lucy. Go figure.

Barry

 

how come "i" erase everything?

 

is this what happened to sammy slug?... you told me he found a shell and went off to find new adventures since he had his own house now..

i'm disillusioned

 

Lucy, you are my one true love.

 

No that's called lust, Whippy dear.

 

In that case, I accept your apology.