It was just shit. You should have stuck them in a plastic bag and took them home and stuck them in the washer a couple of times. Also, you should have had the mall pay for the new pants. You should stop acting like a doormat.
In fact. I don't think it's too late. You should go back and get your money back on the pants you took home and be re-imbursed for the pants you lost.
File a small claims if they don't cooperate. They will settle to avoid the publicity and try to maintain their spotless shit free image.
I thought you were making sense at the first post Dan, and then the second one you were loosing momentum. But the last...sheesh.
I'm not going off about it. I am pointing out a money opportunity against a big fat faceless rich corporation profiting off the birth of jesus like you would not believe where a cost of shit stained pants is really nothing more than a way to get some good publicity at best and nothing at worst.
You sound like one of those people that uses their medical coverage in a calculated manner. By going as often as they can just so that they can increase their odds that something will happen some sort of real or perceived mistake and they hit the jackpot and sue a hospital or doctor.
Although I could give a shit about a corporate shopping conglomerate, why should they be responsible for someone else's incontinence? did the mall slip the old Mexican woman a rancid enchilada that made her intestines piss themselves? No one wants to work anymore, they want a minor inconvenience to make them independently wealthy. If she wants to sue anyone, get the servalnce video and catch "chocolate rain" in the act and sue them.
If you went to a fine restaurant and another patron shat on your plate would you expect to pay for the meal? If you went to a hospital and the patient in the bed beside you shat on your x-ray films would you expect to pay for new ones? If you were in an expensive store buying a suit and after having your purchase rung up a store monkey shat on your suit would you be exptected to pay for a new suit?
I see your point. It's PC. But I would feel better about beating that bitch down. She had to have had her pants down and her ass pointed toward the stall I would think to do that much damage. Do we have any fecal splatter analysts in here?
This has got to be the most horrible moment in this womans life, or it may happen all the time, it would have been cool if she'd have thrown a 20 under the door and said, "Sorry about the pants". Which mall was this in Atlanta? I still think you should have yelled out profanities at her.
wow D... calm down. its just shit... I have shat my own pants many of times... It was a gross annoying moment in my life.. its over... accidents happen...Im over it. as for washing the pants and taking them home... hell no. I would have thrown them away if it was my own shit. (It was alotta shit)
You're a better person than me. I don't deal well with human excrement (unless it is my own). I can deal with dog shit though. It's just not as gross.
But really, so you shit yourself. Where was her ass when she was shitting? Not covered in pants or on the toilet. I'm just trying to figure out how that happens.
premature defecation. I am thinking in the middle of lowering pants, may have already been poo'ing, before cheek to seat. She rushes in, prairie dogging, or leaking. She bust the door open, pants unbuttoned as she turn her brown eye to the pottey, as she spinning she is pushing her pants down, ass splatters the wall beside her, the pants, the shoes, the humanity! Then she probably hovers, because the seat is nasty.
You sound like you might speak from experience. I dunno. I hope I don't get the Zelnorms in public. I call it the Zelnorms because that pill would give you mudbutt for two hours straight.
I think she had a baboon-like butt-snorkel crooked at a 90 degree angle that allowed her to spray across the lid and onto Ice's pants. That's just my fecal splatter professional opinion; I could be wrong.
well I think its a given, "Hey Im going to take my Zelnorm, it makes me piss out my asshole for two hours, why not goto the mall and get some shopping in?" it's an underpants Russian roulette, there is one bullet in the chamber, but whose going to pull the trigger?
you put a lot of thought into this... by chance did masterbate to this thread??? sounds like we gotta little scat man on our hands. I dont know what was happening on her side... I just sitting there playing the my belly button ...then shocked with shit. I guess it is weird that my pants were on the ground/on my feet... but have you ever looked at pregger pants... once you get that wide waist band down passed your belly ...they just fall yes I was playing with my belly button... it has turned into an outtie and is fun to play with.
