can anyone here (apart from lomo)lay claim to the fact that they created the dish that they've mentioned *themselves* Ed's ultimate fat bastard sarnie 3 slices of bread (thick cut or 'cut your own' is best) 2 eggs 1 potato waffle *optional - for stability* bacon sausages mushrooms black/white pudding *optional* sauce/ketchup *recommended but optional* *WARNING, ALWAYS DRAIN EXCESS OIL YOU FATTY!! * as you fry up each item take it and place it on top of your temporary 'construction' 1. fry up one of your eggs and place it on some bread. 2. fry the bacon until desired and add to top. 3. --*ketchup moment!!*-- 4. take the second slice of bread and fry until golden/crispy. add the item to your 'artwork'. 5. fry up your sausages, the second egg and your mushrooms. *tip* the best way to have it is sausages then egg (face down, so the yolk goes over the sausages when burst) and mushies.. 6. fry up your waffle/optional extras (including onions, tomatoes, crispy pancakes, cheese, ham, beef slices. etc) add these to the top and then add your final piece of bread. 7. turn it over 8. enjoy
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: ... roll up like a small cigar. Squeeze lightly in the palm of your hand. This process will become very clear after you have rolled a few. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmm, quite clear.
Ed's yummy omelette recipe 3-4 eggs milk butter ham diced cheese diced peppers sliced mushrooms salt/pepper 1. Break the eggs and whisk them in a bowl, add a drop of milk, some pepper and whisk again. 2. In a pre-heated (low heat) pan add the ham, the mushrooms and the peppers and fry for a few minutes in some butter. add a pinch of salt/pepper. 3. Poor in the egg over the top, and fry for another couple of minutes until it starts to bubble, make sure you dont burn the egg damnit! 4. take the biggest widest knife you can find and gently cut under the edges of the omlette and flip it over (trying to flip like a pancake at this point will only have you getting egg goo on your ceiling). fry on the other side for a few minutes, if you break it dont worry. 5. throw over half the cheese chunks liberally, especially in place that seem broken (cheese makes an excellent food 'cement'), flip it over with the knife (or pancake flip, if you're good enough) then add the other half of cheese, letting the previous side's cheese deposit to melt. turn again for the second side ( the cheese might not want to leave the pan so have a knife on standby) 6. serve as it is, in bread as a sandwich variation or with salad.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: How many girls have you told this to now...? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>dood i lie to every girl, its the easiest way to get them in tha sack...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks: dood i lie to every girl, its the easiest way to get them in tha sack...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can just see you poppin' Viagra, sitting in the nursing home, trying to tell 85-year-old Granny Wilkinson that you'd hate to die a virgin...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>ooh! ooh! Disorder, post your yummy omelette recipe... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Ed's yummy omelette recipe 3-4 eggs milk butter ham..........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> P.U.S.S.Y W.H.I.P.P.E.D
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: P.U.S.S.Y W.H.I.P.P.E.D <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no, its a good recipe! ed can cook good. shit, you are just jealous b/c u havent found a man that can cook for u.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: shit, you are just jealous b/c u havent found a man that can cook for u. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmmm.....the dynamics of this 'romance' are starting to become clearer... i wouldn't be at all surprised if Ed gushingly flies over to Texas,gets beaten and raped by Kitanas family/neighbours,has all documentation of ID stolen and lives out the rest of his years as Kitanas familys' eunuch trailer slave!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titana: no, its a good recipe! ed can cook good. shit, you are just jealous b/c u havent found a man that can cook for u. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He doesnt need to cook. I just suck his cock and get all my nutrients from him. You should see me. Im pale (like jaundice yellow) skinny as fuck thats good apart from the hip digs... and I don't even have the energy to get out of the bed... thats due to not seeing him since august though ( he does post the goo but its not usually edible by the time i get it...) Life is Ab fab... Try it tit... loose some of that 'puppy' (how ironic) fat you have on your backside... bleugh
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: P.U.S.S.Y W.H.I.P.P.E.D <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Take one pussy, remove fur and drain. Place in a food processor with one onion, a clove of garlic and a handfull of parsley. Process till smooth. Beat the whites of 4 eggs till fluffy. Fold in pussy puree. Pour into a greased oven dish and sprinkle with cheese. Bake until golden brown. Place the pussy juice in a saucepan and stir in one tablespoon of cornflour. Bring to the boil, reduce heat and simmer for 5min. Pour over pussy whipp. Serve with a slice of Lomo, Kitana's special meatballs and steamed vegetables.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Take one pussy, remove fur and drain. Place in a food processor with one onion, a clove of garlic and a handfull of parsley. Process till smooth. Beat the whites of 4 eggs till fluffy. Fold in pussy puree. Pour into a greased oven dish and sprinkle with cheese. Bake until golden brown. Place the pussy juice in a saucepan and stir in one tablespoon of cornflour. Bring to the boil, reduce heat and simmer for 5min. Pour over pussy whipp. Serve with a slice of Lomo, Kitana's special meatballs and steamed vegetables.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aaaaah yes, but how many does it serve?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Aaaaah yes, but how many does it serve?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just Ed... 'Ofelia tits' will serve him
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Aaaaah yes, but how many does it serve?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It is best if it has done the servicing. The more the merrier, because it make the meat more tender and and provides a creamier and sauce. It is also one of those magical dishes that may be eaten several times before it is prepared, but unfortunately only the once after. Unless you are into recycled food that is. And if you eat it, it serves you right
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote and then the alarm clock woke me from my sweaty, hibernation-style slumber so i could go work my usual corner until i saved enough cash. Then, whn i have enought money, i can go to america to get some cock because i am sad and no one in britain wants to fuck me except butch lesbians and spotty, shellsuit dorning teenagers
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: and then the alarm clock woke me from my sweaty, hibernation-style slumber so i could go work my usual corner until i saved enough cash. Then, when i have enought money, i can go to america to get some cock-hating spic because i am sad and no one in britain wants to fuck me except butch lesbians and spotty, shellsuit dorning teenagers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I didn't realise just how tough things are for you there Ed!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Kitana's special meatballs <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> did u want beef, pork, or...human???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: 'Ofelia tits'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> are u talking about my boobies???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Hmmmmm.....the dynamics of this 'romance' are starting to become clearer... i wouldn't be at all surprised if Ed gushingly flies over to Texas,gets beaten and raped by Kitanas family/neighbours,has all documentation of ID stolen and lives out the rest of his years as Kitanas familys' eunuch trailer slave! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no he would come over, we would him to our home, we would probably bar-b-que or make some nice south texan dish... then kick back outside, talk, goof off, etc, before going to bed...that's if he comes in the morning or afternoon. i dont want ed tired out his first day; he will need his rest. then the next day, its off to see the sites, beach, park, guns, fishing, exploring, etc...
