C'mon, Nauseous... let's just cut the bullshit...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Oct 25, 2001.

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  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    But I'm fairly certain that he will break, or at least dislocate, one of my joints. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ..it just gets better ALL THE TIME!!!
    I am soooooooooo HAPPY about all this!Best of luck in what you two little fuck-buddy birds have planned!Here is a commemorative gif. i made specially...
     
    Nursey, Oct 29, 2001
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  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Only one? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    For fucks sake, Lomo! I'm talking about our first get-together. What will you have to look forward to if I give it all away at once? (Excuse me for being old-fashioned)
     
    Nauseous, Oct 29, 2001
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  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    *Whew!* I thought you found out about my night job! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey, whatever pays the bills. You can be my 'private dancer' if ya like. (We won't have to play that Tina Turner song, though)

    I think I found a good place to fuck.


     
    Nauseous, Oct 29, 2001
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  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hey nauseous, can I pee in your butt?
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 29, 2001
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  5. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    For fucks sake, Lomo! I'm talking about our first get-together. What will you have to look forward to if I give it all away at once? (Excuse me for being old-fashioned)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hey, can I take some sordid dirty fuck pics too?!.. i'll get me camera..

    I think fugly would love those pics of your cut up, bleeding body. Your arm, strangly pointing the wrong way.. "Its all for a good cause!" Lomo exclaims as he rams his booted toe into Nauseous's mouth.

    CLICK-WHRRRRRR
     
    Disorder, Oct 29, 2001
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  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    hey nauseous, can I pee in your butt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why?
     
    Nauseous, Oct 29, 2001
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  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ..it just gets better ALL THE TIME!!!
    I am soooooooooo HAPPY about all this!Best of luck in what you two little fuck-buddy birds have planned!Here is a commemorative gif. i made specially...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wasn't quite sure if you could catch the look of desperation in my eye, but you've amazed me with your talent once again, Nursey. Your stead-fast diet of amphetamines must really sharpen your senses!
     
    Nauseous, Oct 29, 2001
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  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    For fucks sake, Lomo! I'm talking about our first get-together. What will you have to look forward to if I give it all away at once? (Excuse me for being old-fashioned)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What was I thinking? That was so insensitive of me... It'll never happen again, I'm sorry, dear.
     
    Lomotil, Oct 29, 2001
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  9. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    What was I thinking? That was so insensitive of me... It'll never happen again, I'm sorry, dear. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well hell, I'll give you two to break/dislocate at first.

    I'm such a push-over.
     
    Nauseous, Oct 29, 2001
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  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Well hell, I'll give you two to break/dislocate at first.

    I'm such a push-over.     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're such a sweetheart...
     
    Lomotil, Oct 30, 2001
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  11. Nauseous

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    Look Lomo! Bicycles galore!!



    We're gonna have so much fun!
     
    Nauseous, Oct 30, 2001
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  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I swear, that looks like a scene from this Sega game, Jet Grind Radio...

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    Oh... definitely! Do you like tire marks?
     
    Lomotil, Oct 31, 2001
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  13. Nauseous

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    Does a chicken have wings?
     
    Nauseous, Oct 31, 2001
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  14. Lomotil

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    Depends on which combo meal you order...
     
    Lomotil, Oct 31, 2001
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  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I wasn't quite sure if you could catch the look of desperation in my eye, but you've amazed me with your talent once again, Nursey. Your stead-fast diet of amphetamines must really sharpen your senses!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Takes one to know one,dahhlling
     
    Nursey, Nov 2, 2001
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  16. Lomotil

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    Nauseous:

    I'm sorry, baby... I know I missed our anniversary by a couple weeks, but since you're considering cheating on me, I guess you can let it slide, eh?

    Happy fucking anniversary, bitch!
     
    Lomotil, Oct 10, 2002
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  17. frennzy

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    Aw...look. The little pink fairies are getting along. How fucking sweet.

    Hugh
     
    frennzy, Oct 10, 2002
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  18. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Aw... look. An insecure small child slipped into the forums by mistake... Are you lost, little kid?

    Pugh.
     
    Lomotil, Oct 10, 2002
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  19. frennzy

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    Yes, yes I am daddy. Is that you daddy? Please don't put your thing in me any more, daddy. I don't like it. Well...okay...maybe a little...but that's just because mommy let's me do it to Her.

    Hugh
     
    frennzy, Oct 10, 2002
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  20. Lomotil

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    I like how you capitalized "Her" - trust me, kid... She ain't all that.
     
    Lomotil, Oct 10, 2002
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