<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: "qute" imc u r a fuckin moron. u always get on me 4 spelling shit wrong then u go do it yerself and u r goin 2 hell 4 that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah, and you're right behind him retardo.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: u r goin 2 hell 4 that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> WE are ALL going TO HELL
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Kitana.... I want your body....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no u wont, it will rot and decay
OH but I do. I think you are hot and sexy. I want to press my lips against your cool supple breasts...ahhhh.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: OH but I do. I think you are hot and sexy. I want to press my lips against your rotten, stinking, purple breasts...ahhhh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Purple is what I'm supposed to be darling. You are supposed to be brown and tasty. Mmmmmmm<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so...u r cyanotic and i am shit???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Noooo. you are dark skinned. I like that alot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> heehee, not really...
"qute" imc u r a fuckin moron. u always get on me 4 spelling shit wrong then u go do it yerself and u r goin 2 hell 4 that
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: "qute" imc u r a fuckin moron. u always get on me 4 spelling shit wrong then u go do it yerself and u r goin 2 hell 4 that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no I get on you for being a lazy nigger... too lazy to type out words...
Spanky, we are all going to Hell. If you are a religious person, then you know that the bible says "The dead are conscious of nothing." If they are conscious of nothing, then there is no afterlife. Just the grave or "Hell" as it can be interpreted. Only 144,000 people will go to heaven from the beginning of time. It is there that they will be taught how to rule with Jesus over Earth after Judgement Day.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: P.S. Jesus is still a faggot, and you are still a nigger<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So, we all concur. Spanky is an ebonicising darkie....(Figures).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Noooo. you are dark skinned. I like that alot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Pulls out the 8MM camera, getting ready for some hot white on off-white porn*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: whats the scripture where jesus sucks off all the apostles? Jesus was qute the fucking faggot<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, in the words of the great IMC, this topic sure has gone to shit... Update: Went to the funeral, everything was dandy, well... as best as a funeral can go, that is. I only lost my composure a couple times there, not so much in the little 'family booth' that's secluded from the rest of the 'family' - well, I was too busy shooting down each comment the preacher made about God's Eternal Love to think about it... there were only two real parts that got to me the whole time, that was 1) Imagining the same funeral, but with closer relatives inside the coffin, and 2) Trying to picture this whole event through my grandmother's eyes (it was her sister, after all). Anyways, the funeral was brief, once we got done with all that religious shit they go through with heaven and whatever bullshit they normally charge $10,000 to say in front of a crowd of sobbing people. After that, it was a trip to a relatives house for a little get-together... the highlight of the day, no doubt. At any rate, we got there and I got to see all of my inbred cousins (and I'm not even kidding, I've got a few whose parents are like 6th cousins or some shit) - at any rate, don't believe the hype. The two girls they have are pretty fucking hot... Hell, I'd hit it... Not to mention all the little girls I remember growing up with... it's amazing, they've got these wonderful tits now, and I couldn't help but stare, being the worthless shitbum I am, and all... At any rate, the 'reception' (of sorts) wasn't quite as bad as I'd expected... got a bit of grub, talked to a few of my older cousins (30's-40's) for a while, copped a feel on an unsuspecting 12-year-old blonde, and had myself a good ol' time. (Well, everything except the 12-y-o bit... she was really 11 )
lol @ rev... i agree totally... its all a load of shit from start to finish.. a money spinner for the 'already wealthy' and misery for the 'financially inclined' this year I got tobacco (from the relatives that want to see me dead) clothes that dont fit ( from the relatives that think i'm still a fat cunt. when infact i'm now a trim 12 1/2 stone (175 pounds)) and deoderant and shower gel ( from the relatives who think i stink) oh well.... this year i got my relatives... fuck all.. i got my girlfriend a nice sweater, and she gave me one hell of a blow job.. maybe christmas doesnt suck after all...
