Chris Benoit

No. I pump weights and beat up posters. I'd have to get BIG and STRONG in order to beat up people who start fights with their own feces.

 

Cool Hand Luke

 

Fucking just go die some were please idiot.

 

Who's the idiot? At least I can put a sentence together. You are quite the human oxymoron, aren't you?

 

*cough*

 

Thats why crushing the voicebox is so much nicer. Then you can hear them whistling as they thrash around on the floor.

 

I guess he confused, "What we got here is, a failure to communicate" with "Hey boy, you sure got a pretty mouth"

It's okay.

Squeel like a pig is from 'deliverance' paul newman eating boiled eggs is cool hand luke.

 

I appreciate the theatre lesson.

 

You need to go over to film school and let schmedrick give you some guidlines.

 

Well, at least I got the jist of him quoting a movie and not being original part right.

 

Like say some random dude coming to a board putting the phrase dipshit backwards then trying to hard to be funny to be accepted?

Yup you got the not being original thing going on i spades.

 

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.

In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

Found that some were else.

 

This is Joke forum

Why all the talk about Benoit in the JOKE FORUM????

 

It's because most of the people who post here are complete assholes.

Are/were you a fan of his?

 

yeah, were you a fan? did you meet him on the road, have a few drinks, then wake up in a bed to him choking you screaming things like "I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MARRIED YOU, YOU FILTHY WHORE!!!" in your face?

I did once, also couldn't shit for a week afterwards.

 

See what I'm saying?

Welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay.

 

But i was a fan, and he let go when I tapped out.

 

At least you didnt Spinal Tap out.