I'm yours my love. Come and take me away from this wretched life. Take me to TX where I can kill indians at the Alamo. That might make me feel better. Damn Engines. Then you can give me the pleasure of taking your innocence on the open prarie. Ahhhhh. Love is wonderful.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: ooh ooh... take some pics or do u need me to go over there and help you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Um, actually, I think I'll be just fine without your help, thank you... Just me and my Jim Beam...
I have an idea. If all these girls really want me that bad, I say we hold a contest. First, all girls interested will kneel in front of me and give me head one at a time for ten minutes. (We'll draw straws to see who gets to go first). One who makes me cum gets 10 points, 5 bonus points if she swallows, 3 if she spits, and -5 if it comes out of her mouth while I nut. Then we go to the inspection. I will judge them each on a scale of 1-10 based on looks and smell. Crotch Rot is -5 points, a yeast infection is an automatic 0, and a missing labia is -7. Then we will move on to tightness. The tightest girl gets 10 points, second place gets 7, and third place gets 4. If I can fit a fist inside, thats an automatic 0. Now for the final test. FUCK ABILITY! Also a scale from 1-10. Any girl who does a backflip and lands on my dick gets a 10. If I have to check for a pulse, thats a zero. Then we add the scores together at the end and I take the highest one as my lady in waiting! In the event of a tie, we will have sudden death. This is where the girls grub on my cock in 1 minute intervals and the one who makes me cum wins. Lets the games begin!
well fuck, i'm out. i can't do backflips. but someone once used the word "dynamic" to describe the way i give head. is that a compliment?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate: Wow... you too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> gross you homo.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Insane: I'm yours my love. Come and take me away from this wretched life. Take me to TX where I can kill indians at the Alamo. That might make me feel better. Damn Engines. Then you can give me the pleasure of taking your innocence on the open prarie. Ahhhhh. Love is wonderful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ummmm, there are no indians here that i know of, and at the alamo, the texans killed the mexicans <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splattery Goodness: I think she'll cut your wang off before she gives up "da booty" so to speak. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i wouldnt hurt cheeze! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Insane: I have an idea. If all these girls really want me that bad, I say we hold a contest. First, all girls interested will kneel in front of me and give me head one at a time for ten minutes. (We'll draw straws to see who gets to go first). One who makes me cum gets 10 points, 5 bonus points if she swallows, 3 if she spits, and -5 if it comes out of her mouth while I nut. Then we go to the inspection. I will judge them each on a scale of 1-10 based on looks and smell. Crotch Rot is -5 points, a yeast infection is an automatic 0, and a missing labia is -7. Then we will move on to tightness. The tightest girl gets 10 points, second place gets 7, and third place gets 4. If I can fit a fist inside, thats an automatic 0. Now for the final test. FUCK ABILITY! Also a scale from 1-10. Any girl who does a backflip and lands on my dick gets a 10. If I have to check for a pulse, thats a zero. Then we add the scores together at the end and I take the highest one as my lady in waiting! In the event of a tie, we will have sudden death. This is where the girls grub on my cock in 1 minute intervals and the one who makes me cum wins. Lets the games begin!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> FUCK YOU, CHEEZE, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR WEENIE! *does google search for instructions on how to do backflips*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i wouldnt hurt cheeze! ... FUCK YOU, CHEEZE, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR WEENIE!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was going to comment on how your little break from us had done you good. Then my earlier comments (can't remember which thread & can't be arsed looking) about how quickly and drastically the change is, from innocent and ignorant to cock-hungry and sluttish, once they've slid on a prime length. You dirty fucking WHORE kit, I bet you've been screwing your way round texas, bang-bus style for the last 2 months. Sex outside of marrige? Tut tut... I'm ashamed
LOL i was big pimpin... ROFL no, i want cheeze, but i just want him to have him...tied up in my room, u know
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> mind your own bisniss <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: i hope you can do MAD backflips girl.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> better than you and when i learn how to do backflips i have to work on aiming so that i can land on cheeze's dick
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD: I bet you've been screwing your way round texas, bang-bus style for the last 2 months. Sex outside of marrige? Tut tut... I'm ashamed <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What can I say? I needed the money...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff: What can I say? I needed the money... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's OK Rev, you never kept it a secret and we all respect that. Besides, the fact that all your profits go to cancer research warms my heart a little.
goddamn are you dense Slitana. I swear you are just a fictional character. anywho.... post pics of Cheezedawg getting hog tied in your bedroom. FUCK. start practicing.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: post pics.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> of what? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff: What can I say? I needed the money... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> eww, man-whore
