I don’t know if any of you have Checker’s fast food in your area but I tried the “Baconzilla†yesterday for the first time. My first thought was “wow.†It is Checker’s answer to Hardee’s “Monster†burger. Two patties, cheese, mayo, and bacon, are jammed into this cardiac-arrest in sandwich form. Order the combo and get a free defibrillator to reanimate your ticker upon its staccato lurch. The bottom bun soaked up all the greasy goodness so I didn’t lose any out the sides. The errant melted cheese was saved by my shiny battered French fries as I raked them across the slick foil packaging. Try one if you dare. Perhaps order it with a diet Coke to offset the otherwise gigantic caloric intake.