CAN I BE SERIOUS?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Sep 29, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    TUT TUT METHINKS...

    thats not a very grown up attitude is it?

    do you have too much testosterone?... or do you think its more psychological, the reason for your not wanting children?
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    And they don't fucking talk as much, either.
     
  3. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    Your dad should have been clipped before her fucked you mother, Rev.

     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    god, definitely. heaven forbid I have any kids..
    *shudders*
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I couldn't have said it better myself.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    Your dad should have been clipped before her fucked you mother, Rev. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He was... but the mailman wasn't...
     
  6. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    do you think its more psychological, the reason for your not wanting children? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you're assuming it's abnormal to not want children. Perhaps my credo of not wanting children will change as I'm older...but I doubt it.
     
  7. i_dont_wank

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    well, i dont think any of you ronny retards are actually gonna have to worry about haveing kids.

    and if you do have kids they would be killed at birth anyway... thats what they do with human/animal crossbreeds
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    and if you do have kids they would be killed at birth anyway... thats what they do with human/animal crossbreeds<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yet you somehow slipped by...
     
  9. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    HA HA HA!... you are one funny bitch.

    how do you do it...?

    im not half animal anyway... one parent is a retard... im half retard...

    NO NO... dont say it.... im whole retard..HA got there first... so fuck you
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    HA HA HA!... you are one funny bitch.

    how do you do it...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I stand in front of the mirror and make faces at myself while masturbating.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>im not half animal anyway... one parent is a retard... im half retard...

    NO NO... dont say it.... im whole retard..HA got there first... so fuck you
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Reminds me of the fable of the fairy king... Y'see, a long time ago, in a far away land, there lived a rather corpulent young retard that only feasted on pickles and twinkies.

    One day, the little fucker met a wise old lady that bestowed upon him a wealth of pornography, material which he'd never seen the likes of before...

    All of a sudden, the young king felt as he'd never felt before... Something was welling up inside of him and he had no means by which to express himself, so...

    He shot himself in the head.
     
  11. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    tell me another!
     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    tell me another!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Little Miss Muffet
    sat on a tuffet
    eating her turds and spray.

    Along came Jimmy Buffet
    who told her to stuff it
    so she climed to the top of the Sears tower and plunged to her untimely death.
     
  13. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    oh wow... these are so fun...
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Not really... it makes my head hurt thinking of them...
     
  15. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    wow... you thought those up on the spot...?

    maybe you not such a retard as i first thought
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    wow... you thought those up on the spot...?

    maybe you not such a retard as i first thought
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *wipes drool off chin*

    GwaAAaAAaaaa... huh?
     
  17. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> *wipes drool off chin*

    GwaAAaAAaaaa... huh?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    mum?
     
  18. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Not really... it makes my head hurt thinking of them... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It makes my head hurt reading them
     
  19. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    It makes my head hurt reading them <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Speaking of head hurting, I really wish you'd be more careful next time, those teeth of yours hurt!
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    mum?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry... she just left. Expect dinner at McDonalds Tuesday night when they have thier 29 cent hamburgers, as I just gave her double the normal tip...
     

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