But....but...no

Fat-N-Sassy · Oct 31, 2007

Nursey said: ↑

You know, this might sound far fetched, but i knew a guy years ago (not a friend, you understand) who did exactly this. He was fairly normal-ish when i first met him, but he was into doing copious amounts of base speed and drove himself a bit mental. He had a prized racing bike which he used to lovingly dismantle and put back together. He stripped it all down with nitromors (DAILY!) and at the same time spray painted his small, poorly ventilated boxroom with silver, metallic paint where he lovingly lubed each cantilever and ball bearing. Every part of it. He would turn up at people's houses with just the frame minus the wheels, and covered in grease himself would wrap himself around it and talk about it as being a part of himself as he had so finely attuned it to his being. There was rumour he was...merging with it...completely. And if you knew the guy and the other wondrous tales he starred in, you could easily believe it. He also had a small, third nipple.
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I mite have bumped into him once. I had to git a tetinus shot

Nursey · Nov 2, 2007

Fat-N-Sassy said: ↑

I mite have bumped into him once. I had to git a tetinus shot
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Yep. That's him. Eats roadkill, breaks into prisons and stuff.

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