Errrm...yeahhhh,should be fine,don't you worry...use as much as you like...now...the chamber??GO...IN...NOW
It does look inviting... Don't you want to go in first? We need to make sure the door works properly. You just give me the thumbs up and I'll open the door for ya... I promise!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: *willingly gets into the lethal injection chamber* [ July 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Kicks Nauseous hard between the legs resulting in a damp patch that is visible on surface of her hippy-ish cheesecloth skirt* RRRRIGHT YOU SMUG PIECE OF ANNIE HALL TYPE SHIT!!!...not only do you whine to me AGAINabout that FUCKING PUS SEEPING RANCID CRACK of yours...but you THEN go on to fuck about EDITING SHIT after i post...get 'in' the fucking chamber and get your panties down before i bribe IMC to tell us all where you live *turns new torture device to point menacingly at nauseous*
bribe him??... shit!!.. all you need is a twinkie filled with canned squirty cream and he'll tell all!!
Nauseous ain't scared! That thing don't look that menacing, it'd be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. Now if you gave IMC 15 minutes on that thingy he would probably tell you and you could save on the twinkey.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Maybe you got a two for one sale on your cashmere vaginal lips? How much cashmere are we talking? Enough to clothe the cast of Riverdance? I've missed you Nursey!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think that if my cunt was turned inside out and all its sumptious folds were unravelled it might just stretch to make a pair of the finest silky underpants for michael flately *replaces cap on syringe full of potassium chloride* ...shit,i missed you too!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: How much K-Y is too much?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you can never use too much KY.... KY and colgate... now thats a different story.. yes you may have fucked yourself.. but hey.. at least it's a fuck
My, my... what's wrong Nursey? Sounds like you have a little pent up anger. Dieting again? I would say that I knew what it was like to need to loose a few pesky pounds, but I'm afraid that I don't!! I'm sure you look fine. Don't worry about the points and stares from the children on the street. I'm sure it's not your saddlebags that they're looking at. All you need is some good undereye concealer and you'll be ready to turn heads in no time! And go ahead and eat that candy bar... believe me, no one is looking! You need a little happiness in your life! Annie Hall? I haven't seen that movie in ages! As I recall, I liked that movie. But I would, wouldn't I?
Oh nauseous... if only you knew how much i dream of my beloved nursey becoming a porker!!... you see... i expend so much energy with my frantic lusty thrusts that i have no energy left to go about my daily business... luckily she still has energy left after i have shot my jismy loads to prepare my refuelling meals .... and also to do her erotic bedroom dances that keep me entertained and hot until my cock recovers enough to give her some more lovin' (i think she only feeds me so's i can give her more mitchy lovin')... now a fat nursey would be great for me... i could just insert my shaft... punch her in the neck.. and ride the flabby waves all the way to kingdom cum.... anyway... slightly off-topic, but relevant... nursey.. i shall require lots of steak when i return from my haitus... i feel the need to gorge myself on red meat after seeing such delightful sights of mindless violence... i still hate my hometown... but damn saturday night is entertaining....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: nursey.. i shall require lots of steak when i return from my haitus... i feel the need to gorge myself on red meat after seeing such delightful sights of mindless violence... i still hate my hometown... but damn saturday night is entertaining....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...who the fuck do you think i am?'Martha Stewart'? I shall require lots of hard fucking when you return from your 'haitus'...i need to gorge myself on cock after the delightful sights of all the people i've mindlessly battered in my pent up sexual dementedness
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: hahahaha... *sleekly shimmies off to admire perfectly toned dancers physique in mirror* V <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm... the 'mirror' kinda reminds me of a story... Every morning Nauseous’s evil stepmother, Nursey, would hubristically interrogate the mirror of truth by asking, "Mirror, mirror upon the wall, who's the fairest fair of all?" And, every morning the answer was the same, "Thou, O Queen Nursey, art the fairest of all." All was well in her fairy tale world until one morning the mirror answered, "O Queen Nursey, though fair ye be, Nauseous is fairer far to see." Thereupon, the fleshy evil stepmother called a huntsman and said, "Take the child away into the woods and KILL her, for I can no longer bear the sight of her. And when you return bring with you her heart, that I may know you have obeyed my will." The huntsman dared not disobey, so he led Nauseous out into the woods and placed an arrow in his bow to pierce her innocent heart, but Nauseous begged him to spare her life, and her beauty touched his heart with such pity that he spared her life and ran away. As he ran, a young child-we'll call Pimp-came rushing by. The huntsman killed him, took out his heart, and carried it home to the Queen. Nursey, believing, of course, that Nauseous was dead, and that therefore she was again the most beautiful lady in the land, went to her mirror, and said- "Mirror, mirror upon the wall, who is the fairest fair of all?" Then the mirror answered- "OQueensized Nursey, though fair ye be, Nauseous is fairer far to see. Over the hills and far away, She dwells with seven dwarfs to-day." Okay let's speed things up a bit. We all know the story... Nursey tries to destroy Nauseous but Nauseous ends up a queen and the evil, nasty,portly, Nursey dies. The End!
wow nauseous.. such storytelling talent.. and it's going to waste in this forum so much... oh no wait... i heard it before..... and it was so much better then... i think GAS furnished us with a great word.... craptabulous....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: oh no wait.... i get it.. you were being humourous.... that'd be what threw me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shut up you heartless fucker! You're dead. Remember?
