I'm sure this will suffice: And Dan, just relax. To some people, there is not even such thing as 'premature' ejaculation...they want that squirty, hot cock-jelly as fast as you can splat it the moment they smell live nads, which is precisely why at times like this, 'circle-jerk-Sam' fulfilled a very useful role in the forum. Maybe if she sees your post she'll come back.
Sorry, I'm not much for trivia or getting impressed with words when I been drinking all nithgt and it's 5 in the morning. All I need is a leg to hump and I don't see you offering any legs up.
That sentence surely must rank as the most cuntiferous pieces of verbal fuckwittery I have ever read. Dan, you'd shit if you've ever pulled a trigger with the intent to kill. Judging from your posts, which is the only way I can take any measure of you admittedly, you do not have the moral guidance, self-belief or strength of character to be able to do that. How did a pariah like you get a licence? (That was a rhetorical question) makes me worry for the future of mankind...
[quote="Dubya 2.0]How did a pariah like you get a licence? (That was a rhetorical question) makes me worry for the future of mankind...[/quote] The same way he got those A's in English when doing his M.D. - sucked a lot of cock.
COme on DUbya. Just imaGINE what it would be like to own your own piece around on your hip like a real genuine AMerican instead of a milk toast sucking Brit. IT Don't get no better I tell ya.
when did dadn just become a babbling douchebag? I thought he was really cool, now he brags about his concealed to vatty (which call me old fashioned, I just pack heat, 4 or them sometimes, caude you all know Im a useless nigga), jUst chill out fan... fuck.. perscribe yourelf some klonopin, or I know tthere is a bottle of ketamine just chillin at your work no one would miss... Mellow out homeboy.. Smoke more pot... It helps
Give it some time you'll see where I'm going with this. Trust me It'll be worth it. Just a few more weeks and Defcon 5 will be locked into place.
Can't you just retrieve a leg from the hospital rubbish bins? You don't exactly look the 'sensitive type', so, what does it matter if it's dead?
