boil a egg ?

Discussion in 'Fizood' started by Russian Derrick, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Any one know how to boil a egg ?
    What ,is it like 3 minutes or something ?
    I want it hard boiled .
    For sandwiches
    Any ideas gang ?
    My six previous attempts have yielded un satisfactory results .
    Quick !
    Its urgent !
     
  2. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Well fuck me
    12 minutes
    Whode of thought it



    All by myself
    Don't wanna be
    All by myself

    Oh abyss
    Oh abyss
    Staring into the
    Abyss ee wiss
     
  3. astral boogie shaker

    astral boogie shaker New Member

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    Such a needy little fucker, aren't you?
     
  4. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Fucking hell
    Chill out you post menstrual cranky whore
    Jesus I knew you had a fishy cunt but this nasty attitude is making me think twice about dipping my cock in the red paint .
     
  5. astral boogie shaker

    astral boogie shaker New Member

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    It seemed as though you didn’t love me anymore, Derrick. I wrote? Letters went unanswered. So I’ve gone and fucked all your chums. Sorry.
     
  6. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Arr its ok , im just the type of twat to forgive you and take you back.
    Cus , you know , I....

    Don't wanna be
    All by myself
    Don't wanna be
    All by myself

    Oh canada oh canada
    And the land of the brave
    With your face sketched on it twice
    Stop . Collaborate and listen
    Hammer time

    Rollin down the street smoking endo sippin on..
    Those feet walk upon englands mountains green
    I said a one for the money two for the show
    Please god make it stop !!!!!!!!!!!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2012
  7. astral boogie shaker

    astral boogie shaker New Member

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    Have you tried 'anonymous friend finder'? That might help.
     
  8. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Something somthing your face something somthing anonymous friend finder something somthing
    *yawn*
     
  9. astral boogie shaker

    astral boogie shaker New Member

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  10. ghostman

    ghostman New Member

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    oh my gosh an egg russian d? jus one lone egg all by itself? bloody blimey thats a tragedy! can you not add tuna an brown sauce to it? or try carrots an double egg yoke,jus the yoke cos the egg white be contaminated with chicken anthrax
     

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