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I don't have big fat cellulite fuckybags attached to my chest like you if that's what you mean,UT?

 

Yeah you got it in one nursey..i have tits..u have nipples.

 

...and yes-'i have crab infested minge' as far as YOU'RE concerned if it has the effect of keeping you away!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Yeah you got it in one nursey..i have tits..u have nipples. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so???i have the prettiest nipples i've ever seen!

 

...and you're just jealous-you fat,frumpy whore!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:

yes i love wank and will finally meet her and have all my fantasies come true <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can we do that chocolate bar shit...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:

Nursey i think all the drugs that you take have finally messed with your brain<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

finally??.... as soon as anybody takes a drug that is not naturally produced by the body in response to some stimuli, they are messed in in some way...

as soon as you smoke your first joint, drink your first drink, pop your first pill, drop that first mike of acid.... at that moment, receptors in your brain will be stimulated, powerful chemicals are released in miniscule doses, combinations of these elements induce pleasure in the emotive centres of our brains...

as soon as we introduce our brain to the concept of purposfully introducing a catalyst into our systems to induce pleasure...

chasing the buzz

it often brings a smile to my face when i study the active constituents of the majority of triptamines and phenycyclamides and note that they are all just complex organic hydrocarbons, and are surprisingly close in composition to fossil fuels....

which is probably why i had my strongest most memorable buzz from huffing petrol in a forest while out camping when i was 14...

memorable due to an alarming turn of events....
i was huffing on the fuel can for about ten minutes...

i had shed my essence of the matter that housed my soul, stripped down to the conscious photon that represents my being......
my photon was lonely without it's shell.. so it halted it's quantum flux state to acquire a direction and become a simple proton, that positively charged particle then attracted 2 neutrons to become a nucleus... once my soul had acquired attraction, it set out to become the centre of it's own universe.....

it made a good start.... almost immediately it attracted a good healthy electron.... but it realised it's error once it had set the electrically charged atomic particle into it's own steady orbit.....

this coincided with my losing consciousness

unfortunately it had the bad fortune of adopting a dark electron as it's first particle... which had the undesirable effect of consigning the ambitious soul/universe to an existence as dark matter... never again allowed to interact on any level with particles of matter from the universe it had inhabited only fifteen minutes previously...

i fell to the ground, dropping the canister and spilling petrol all over my chin

my soul had one chance to rectify this tragic turn of events... for the process to become permanent, a link must be forged between the nucleus and the primary electron, this happens when the juvenile atom attracts a secondary first layer electron and the bonds become solid.... a process only reversible by nuclear fission...

at this time i rolled face-upwards.. as i did so, an ember from the campfire drifted towards my face igniting the slick of fuel on my chin....

before the first electron layer became complete, my soul/proton/photon induced a violent spin, illegally touching on other levels of spin that shouldn't have been possible after shedding it's flux state and becoming [real].....

the conscious particle that is my essence was able to, during it's frantic mimicry of a quark in flux state, trick the neutrons and electrons that it had tentatively bonded to, into thinking it didn't exist in their universe, and they wandered off to find another wandering soul/charged particle to join the dark side

as this was happening, my apparently unconscious prone body was spinning around in the dirt and pine cones of the forest floor putting out the unfortunate occurence of combustion that was trying to uglify my beautiful features

my soul, free now of the threat of an existence as a particle of the dark side, was overjoyed, and wisely decided to re-inhabit and take control of it's rightful host vessel,

i started to come round

and never experiment with forging a different existence again... the thrill of drifting seperately from our usual shell for a while is tempting and very rewarding, but the risks of losing touch with ourselves forever are too great... especially when the dark-side is such an attraction...

... and vowed never to huff petrol again... there isn't a RISK of losing consciousness and tripping out... it is a CERTAINTY... so i never touched petrol again...

erm.....

...i tell a lie there... the memory of the existential near-miss that was the catalyst of my vow of abstention soon dimmed... .. once my head had cleared of fumes, and the burn marks on my chin had cleared up...
so a few weeks later, me and a friend took a canister up into my bedroom and embarked on a voyage into another state of being.... sure enough.. after ten minutes, a was unconscious and spilling flammable fuel all over my bed.... luckily, as i was passing out, i fell forward, off my bed... and the cigarette in my mouth ignited a small patch of petrol on the rug... which was swiftly put out by my alarmed friend, who shook me awake in a panic.... we had to carry my petrol soaked mattress and BOTH vowed never to inhale the fumes of flammable materials again....

and the lack of a mattress, hole in the carpet, and scar on my chin, all served as reminders to keep my vow....

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i will go wash my dirty imagination out now

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i'll have to correct you there.. Nursey's breath smells of a blend of coffee, hashish, and colgate....

until i am there, then it has a constant odour of my cock

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again somebody accuses me of keeping an untidy garden... look... i take great pride in my ability to keep a clean and tidy vagina.... i will often utilise the extra cleaning power of my lips, teeth, and tongue in my quest for the perfectly pristine pussy....
so you will not find the amassed spermy deposits of a multitude of fucky-partners in my beloveds cum-receptacle.....

and that isn't entirely due to my rigorous cleaning regime.... another factor is that, since she became my fuckyslut, she refuses to stray into the arms of another man...

now before she found her soulmate(me)... she auditioned a lot of men, as she is fond of telling me..... information which, at times, has tinted my eyes green as emeralds.... but time and the development of a strong bond of trust has tempered my jealous natures and made me overcome insecurities
(along with her continued insistence that although she has had 'many men'... i am by far the greatest... in bed and as a boyfriend.. a claim that i never took at face value and insisted she explain why i am great.. what is it that makes me desirable as a boudoir-fuckyslave...
i do not do this for an ego-boost... i ask what i am doing right so that i can continue to be the best boyfriend i can be)

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hahaha.. it always amuses me to read misconceptions people gain of my sweethearts true nature from the content of her posts in this forum....

but keep on trying to pin down her personality for the purpose of easing the impact to your intellects ego from the voracity of her verbal barbs....

and remember... please, by all means continue your futile quest to pitch an insult at Nursey that might create a chink in her self-image.....
and as you try i will continue to laugh my ass off at how wide of the mark, and therefore inneffectual your flames are..

i am the only person in this forum who truly knows Nursey inside and out... and the only one who could pitch an attack that would truly decimate Nursey's impenetrable shield....

but i never would... i only talk to her in that way when she's on the verge of orgasm

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shrew?.. weasel??... what's with the rodent comparisons...

if Nursey is to be compared to a rodent, i'd say a mongoose...... can hold her own against the deliverers of venom...

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of course i can dumbass... the sensations of my cock being inside Nursey's pleasurechute are superior to any other fuckyhole i have ever encountered... and i would crawl across the himalayas to fuck nursey before i could lower my standards and resort to fucking anything else... human or otherwise....

in fact celibacy would be an option

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
so???i have the prettiest nipples i've ever seen! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and me too!

 

Pimp i salute you for defending your loved one but i think weasel lips can hold her own

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...and you're just jealous-you fat,frumpy whore!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me jealous of you nursey!!

when i have a mastectomy then you will be my equal until then my flat chested friend you better go buy some miracle bras coz i dont think the wonder ones will work for you.

 

Still pissed off at time that fucking post took-even if it's nice about me!

'fucking from behind',she said not 'fucking my behind'...yes he knows the differance...i wonder if your b-f could possibly manage though UT...with all those flabby folds covering your back and soft,saggy titty-bags,he must have to rummage around in your hair until he finds a face to decern which way up you are!

PICTURE THIS NAKED!!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Still pissed off at time that fucking post took-even if it's nice about me!

'fucking from behind',she said not 'fucking my behind'...yes he knows the differance...i wonder if your b-f could possibly manage though UT...with all those flabby folds covering your back and soft,saggy titty-bags,he must have to rummage around in your hair until he finds a face to decern which way up you are!

PICTURE THIS NAKED!!!!!
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The only saggy bits on me Nursey are my tits and even they still defy gravity.
But i guess you'll never have that problem

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
The only saggy bits on me Nursey are my tits and even they still defy gravity.
But i guess you'll never have that problem <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope!I certainly won't...thank fuck for biological diversity!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Nope!I certainly won't...thank fuck for biological diversity!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

SWEET!
Cutry's ,aren't we!

 

...I will get Pimp to post a picture of my ~radiance~ which also exposes one of my pert,minimalist mammaries.Why should i keep such beauty for just Pimp and me?

 

...maybe just for the SS section-if i get free entry...then the jealous fucky-blubberbags,Unlimited time will be signing up to see!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
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Nice work,by the way Cheesedawg!!!

 

Good on you Pimp,for hosting the supposed 'attack' on me!

 

it never fails to amaze me just how goddamn good-looking me and nursey are

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Nice work,by the way Cheesedawg!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nursey cheeze is hosting it for me coz pimp couldn't get his to work.