Bet the Spread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bear Bryant, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Improtected was a friend in Mobile, across the bay. She got tired of feeding the animals here.
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I know, I was just seeing if she ran a rub and tug. Not Imp.
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Bear doesn't run anything except her mouth.
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    See this is where i went wrong, coz i've been AWOL for a while i thought Bear was a bloke not a Minge munching, bean licking butch dyke.Fuck me if i'd have known that i would have just stroked her head, told her to be a good girl and give Barry's cunt a good seeing to.
     
  5. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest


    You babble like a leaking breast pump.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    dyke huh? i bet she has a mustache that puts mine to shame
     
  7. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    At least I have sex with adults. :cool:
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    why? you got a daughter? Post pics
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    You seem to like talking about suckling, maybe thats why you are such a rug munching beaver lover, your mother tookl you off the tit too soon n now you can't get enough of it.If you ask nicely maybe your little fat friend Ucicare will offer you one of his tits to suck on.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    So Bear Bryant is allegedly female, eh?

    I still think it is Barry or his buddy that runs that massage parlor...
     
  11. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest



    Um, I think you said something like , "pot calling the kettle black,"

    Except for you it's Pot BELLY calling the shapely kettle black.
     
  12. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Lets cut to the chase and you show us your spread.
     
  13. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    Men are all alike. Show me your goober, goober. Then I might show you my spread. Show your face with it, and hold a sign that says - Fugly 9/18/07.


    Thats what I thought. Teeny weenie, no can showy.
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Bitch don't write checks your ass can't cash. There I am in a school girl uniform.

    Spread please.
     
  15. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    PM sent.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    That theres funny, I dont care who ya are.
     
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Now we've went from orange to white meaty things...
     
  18. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest


    Thats it. I'm leaving.
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    The scarey part is that his buddy has the 'hairy black tongue' thing going on. Those of you that have crossed the ocean in a boat, know what Im talking bout.
     
  20. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Scarrrrrred ass...Don't talk shit here we call you on it. I believe you owe me and Fred some pics.
     

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