Sharing with us what he knows his shining eyes are big and blue and all around him water flows this world to him is new this world to him is new he's born to shimmer he's born to shine he's born to radiate he's born to live he's born to love but we will teach him how to be and this thing they call our time i heard a brilliant woman say she said "you know its crazy how i want to try and capture mine" i think i love this woman's way i think i love this woman's... the way she shimmers the way she shines the way she radiates the way she lives the way she loves the way she never hates sometimes i think of all this that surrounds me and i know it all is B in mind but she kissed me and she wraps herself around me she gives me love she gives me time i feel fine... i feel fine... but time i cannot change so here's to looking back you know i drinked a whole bottle of my pride and i toasted change to keep this demons off my back... just keep this demons off my back... cuz i want to shimmer i want to shine i want to radiate i want to live i want to love i want to try and learn how not to hate try not to hate we're born to shimmer we're born to shine we're born to radiate we're born to live we're born to love we're born to never hate he's born to shimmer he's born to shine he's born to radiate he's born to love he's born to love but we will teach him how...
Chessy, will you please lend your analytical skill to deciphering this message before I start thinking Teh smiles is being mean?
there's a lesson to be learned form this folks, it's never a good idea to phone/text msg/im anyone while drunk..... infact..... avoid all contact with sober individuals
today I learned that every time a girl that's on her rag sneezes or coughs she sharts blood out of her vagina P.S. love you too
And where did we learn this medical hypothesis? Have you been collaborating with Dan again? Or have you been kneeling with your face up a girls skirt again? Given the opportunity, I'd love to queef my flow in your face. Now THAT'S modern day romance!
All I know is in approximately 22 days 6 hours and 23 minutes. I'm going to have some fun in the house with maybe some pepper powder. Funny movies ...whatever I can use to test this experiment. Another tool to use in the battle of the sexes.
I was told this by some girls.... maybe not in those 'EXACT' words but fairly close..... my question to them was, and to all woman kind still is.... if u cover a woman’s mouth and plug her nose during such a sneeze, would her vagina explode? what if she does Kegel exercises, what kind of distance could she get on said blood shart? I’d bet a good 15 feet at least...
Silly me. All this time I've thought that men are interested in what they can put in a woman, not what comes out...you've taken my respect for your sex to a higher level!
don;t get it twisted i'm still down for some good'ol fashioned tire-iron and bowlingpin action, it's just amazing how something you thought you knew and loved can suprise you in such wonderful ways
The 2nd queef I heard was funny. The first one was a little scary. I didn't know what it was. My girl immediately said, "I didn't fart, I didn't fart!" I was speechless. Her slit barked at me. Queef stories.....good times......
Queef, especially sweet when they sit up on the bed and it sounds like someone popped a woopee cushion.
