Barry and Bugs Action

D-I-M-P-L-E-S

get it right.

 

I would pay good money to see Dimples, Nursey and Samantha in a mud wrestling contest.

Barry

 

why me? i just want samatha to spell it correctly. i cant help if her chubby fingers keep hitting the G key.

 

"samatha'?

And gimples, I fear I'm a bit more svelte than you are at your current babyfat age.

 

well if you cant get mine right why should i get yours right?

 

I was hoping that you would be the ring referee.

Barry

 

Never work. She's already biased, the poor thing.

 

i just think its funny watching these two. dont you?

 

not at all. i just think calling me gimples is something my little niece would do.

 

You say 'tomato', I say 'tomatoe'.

 

i know you are but what am i?

 

Funny in a sad sort of way. I think we all need to find something productive to do.

Lets all come over to your house and have a planning session!

Barry

 

Why, so we could watch her play dumb in person?

 

Yeah, but it is a cute kind of dumb as opposed to a buck toothed mouth breathing dumb.


Barry

 

I dunno, 4 or 5 hours of that shit gets old real quick.

 

Smart women are sexy.

 

Except when they are too smart and they realize you plan on strangling them and then dumping their body in a lake. That kinda sucks. :?

 

Don't you hate it when you panic and kill a hooker?

 

Don't you hate when the bleed uncontrolably all over your Mom's new rug?

 

I don't ever want to hear about anything you do to your mom's rug ever again.