Being the ex makes it all better. Nothing like going to a stip club and seeing a dancers boyfriend sitting in the corner giving everyone the 'mean mug' of jealousy..... I think Pukey for surgeon general is a good idea. We can assign dan a post under her since she seems to know more about medicine than him. Chester with his wide range of knowledge would be a valuable asset on the cabinet. Maybe dept of natural resources. Lomo is going to be the guy nobody sees but does all the dirty work for the pres. Like, if HIllary gets on my nerves he will give her a dirty sanchez. Fernando will have to be the laison to Mexico. He will drive the bus of deported illegals to mexico every week.
Hey, thanks, guys! "America's chief health educator, giving Americans the best scientific information available on how to improve their health and reduce the risk of illness and injury." I can do that. My first act would be banning "Truth" commericals. I don't smoke, but those commericals piss me off and make me wanna. Great example of defeating the purpose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5WpKBKqvKw
You could just hire someone else to do it. You could probably give Grim 5.00 and he'd do it(with chelsea too).
They have tried to publish pictures of Chelsea in the best light lately so I'm thinking "Yeah I'd figure out what the hell a Dirty Sanchez is and give it to her" But then she is the kind of girl that in the middle of screwing you would start to see the daughter father resemblance and just have to walk away. Hell I bet they keep it in the family probably two maybe three freaks in the family.
You have to get at it from behind, that way its like a reach around sanchez. You of the urban dictionary - LOOK IT UP.... "Yes el juapo, you have a plethora"
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I just correctly predicted who was going to be the next President of your country as far back as April. What do i know? Enjoy your celebrations, you idealistic fool.
Thirty three and a third, actually. And it wasn't just some random guess. But no need to take it from me! You'll see for yourself soon enough, dear little Schmedly!
It would be against the laws of political correctness not to elect B.O. Yes its true even Presidential candidates are graded on a curve.
I want to know why Jefe thinks he's so great. He's never elaborated on it but it's obvious that he likes him. I cannot complain or comment on the outcome. I didn't vote.
Do tell... I've been curious what your thoughts are for a while now... Not everyone here is celebrating...
