Bad AMERICANS

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by Samanthasez, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Apples and Oranges Pimp, I do hate the winters in Canada, But the standard of Living is good.
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    so why hasn't dickie davies moved there?


    do you have ant & dec.... NO!
     
  3. Samanthasez

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    A 30 E !!! Holy Christ, girl, you need to put those on film...you'd make a mint...if you're single, I could hook you up with a dear friend from Melbourne who ADORES girls with big titties-won't even consider a gal without them- and he's quite cute, too. I've got lot's of 'Strine friends, btw...I don't know, though...it might mean I'll have to be civil to you...we'll see. Heh!
     
  4. mia

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    I miss Ant and Dec :cry:
     
  5. mia

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    I am seriously thinking about having a reduction, I hate them! One of my friends had one a couple of years ago and she is really pleased with the results. Poor thing she was an F cup! The problem is that I am not big anywhere else so no amount of dieting changes them! My mother is completley flat chested, so I dont know where the fuck they came from!

    Unfortunatley not single, sigh
     
  6. Samanthasez

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    Don't be too hasty...let those beauties work FOR you for a change- Capitalize on your assets (hey, you don't have to be American to appreciate what I'm saying) as we say here in the states: just set up a webcam, temporarily, or go on ebay and auction them off...there are plenty of pervs who'd go for it..nd you'd not only have the deneiro to get your reduction but you'd make plenty of new and exciting friends (j/k on that one) and have extra left over for the therapist you'll ultimately need because once your significant other is without his 'babies' for about, oh...a day I'll guess, he'll have a reduction on his availability to your relationship...

    I should start my own column.
     
  7. smiles

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    in your pic you really did not look like you were anywhere near that size....
     
  8. Dubya 2.0

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    Could be a good idea that, we'll have to post a pic of the 'before' and 'after' versions, I think I'd need 2 - 3 weeks to get one like that baby!
     
  9. mia

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    My pic is a head shot fuck wit :roll:
     
  10. Checkmate

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    I would need at least a Month, At least!!! but the events should be documented for posterity, in chronological order. But certainly the end result would be a testment to a great man, and an even greater moustache!

    April 1st will be the offical start date, lets synchronize our "staches"

    Cheers!
     
  11. Dr.Roboto

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    post a pic of them beauties, out of curiousisty how big are the areola?
     
  12. smiles

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    ahhh... why didn;t you say earlier they linger arround your belly button
     
  13. Your Friend Whipone

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    My internet tits are huge too.

    They're like WW 43's!
     
  14. Samanthasez

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    (answer to whipone when he asked "are there any good Americans?" )


    BTW, GIMP-daddy, was this little quip of yours a threat, you piece of shit?
     
  15. pimpchichi

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  16. pimpchichi

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    PS.. it's been 4 days and you've posted in this thread 8 times between me making that post and you replying to it....

    so either
    A: your happy pills have run out... or
    B: your period is due...


    i vote for stupid
     
  17. Checkmate

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    You know Pimp, that statement could have had full effect with a full and Dickie Davis like moustache, evil genius quality even.
     
  18. pimpchichi

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  19. Samanthasez

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  20. Your Friend Whipone

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    Hey that's fucking tool in your sig dude.

    Word to yo mutha!
     

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