Awards

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Dec 14, 2001.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:

    I would like to nominate;-
    Nursey... For just being her. When I grow up I wanna be like her
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    Goodness!What honesty,good taste and intelligence you are exhibhiting here!The other forum females will be jealous that you have come out first and said what they all really want to say!Well done,Wank!Great things will surely come your way!
    But,for a fucking START,get rid of THESE...you aren't going to be much more than a hulking neanderthal brute with them!
    Next,get yourself something like THESE:

    My work shoes


    Formal...maybe funeral?


    Off to score drugs...


    Off to see PimpDaddy,but that coat would get nowhere near me!


    These for drug-cocktail parties...


    Watching TV?

    There you are,Wank.It might just be footwear,but it means *so much* to me! ">
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Damn you PimpDaddy!You said it woould work that way!!!
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    DRUG COCKTAIL PARTIES
     
  4. D

    D New Member

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    Yet another great quality you have there Mentor Nursey - Style.

    I especially like the look of the hooker shoes and have something similar... not as big or shiney though... sorta pewter and strapy... I got 'em darn Soho, during my even more drug filled life than now time at university.

    In fact... I bought them with me... they are in my suitcase... my man wants sex... I want sex... I have vodka... I have KY. I could make a night of this...
     
  5. D

    D New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:

    In fact... I bought them with me... they are in my suitcase... my man wants sex... I want sex... I have vodka... I have KY. I could make a night of this...
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    Forget the KY that shit sucks... Far too over rated for my likeing...

    There will also be Coke (cola) with my vodka.
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    This is meant to be a thread about awards for everyone Wank not your very own nursey shrine..if you wanna kiss her ass go start a thread for it.
     
  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    For fuck's sake I wasn't even nominated for sexiest forum bitch. From now on keep my good name out of this.

    Best couple award goes toooooooo:

    Kitana and IMC for posting the longest love/hate threads I've ever read. I think you two secretly want each other. SMOOCHES- Rat
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    For fuck's sake I wasn't even nominated for sexiest forum bitch. From now on keep my good name out of this.

    Best couple award goes toooooooo:

    Kitana and IMC for posting the longest love/hate threads I've ever read. I think you two secretly want each other. SMOOCHES- Rat
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    You caught me, Id love to see her die miserably...
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Best couple award goes toooooooo:

    Kitana and IMC for posting the longest love/hate threads I've ever read. I think you two secretly want each other. SMOOCHES- Rat
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    IMC:
    come to mommy, babe
     
  10. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    no, it was cheesy first, b4 Disorder.
    Pinky - i just like to fuck with him
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    I'm living proof that stalking CAN in fact get you the girl...
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I'm living proof that stalking CAN in fact get you the girl...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  12. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I'm living proof that stalking CAN in fact get you the girl...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fuck i never get stalked
     
  13. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Fuck i never get stalked <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    me niether!!
     
  14. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Well thats coz your a boring no life cunt.
     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~*Sky*~:
    me niether!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i can find someone to stalk u, if u want
     
  16. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Well thats coz your a boring no life cunt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well thankyou!!
     
  17. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Your welcome.
     
  18. D

    D New Member

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    I would just like to say...

    THANK YOU

    To all those who voted for me...
    Most full of shit
    Biggest arsed
    and one of the sexiest females (although I dont know why Stranger is in that catagory...? She sorta makes it moot)
    I can get my uvver'alf to vouch for biggest... well loudest moaner (if you want He is busy now doin... something... )

    I would like to nominate;-

    Tit... for the fastest whore recovery after Kate Winslet (from Disorder to Cheese and/or Pinky?)

    Nursey... For just being her. When I grow up I wanna be like her

    Pimp... for...erm...Oh! being a moody fucker and remembering me enough to say that I won't make a lasting impression

    Lomo... For being patient with me when I don't all ways get him

    blah blah blah... I cant be arsed to think anymore...
    Oh...

    Emetic for being moody as well... err... ohhh...oops UT for being a sexy bitch who I will fuck someday... Pinkorbrown for haveing a half decent car... IMC for scaring me...

    And I think thats it.

    No Stranger. I nominate you for not haveing any balls coz you should just say you fancy me instead of all this negative attention
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:

    Just for that I'm keeping Uncle Andy myself.
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    You bitch!And i'd already started making plans for Andy,to be the nude coat stand at my New Year party for all my terribly 'avant-garde' friends!
     
  20. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Pinky - i just like to fuck with him
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    Eh? If you say so Katini...
     

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