Awards

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Dec 14, 2001.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    WTF?!!

    Japanese?!!

    *retches*

    He's: 100%, grade A, prime cut, top-of-the-line, choice meat!!!
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I nominate The Reverend Bitchslap for the SEXIEST male...





    *licks off the tear*

    You know I wuv you!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    I didn't know you'd be posting my pic if I showed it to you... I appreciate the kind words, and as you know, flattery will get you everywhere, but really...

    Nursey: Japafuckingnese? Who do you think I am, Mr. Azn Nvasn? I don't eat dog, for cryin' out loud!
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Right...goatee.....ok!
    Jesus!Don't take it out on me-Pukey posted your pic-not me!I wouldn't do that without permission...as GAS will testify-am i right GAS?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    damn you nauseous...

    i feel malnourished now ...

    BTW...

    I nominate:

    • <LI>LOMO - most consistently funny member. *struts 'cos i made him join*

      <LI>IMC - misunderstood genius

      <LI>GAS - most in need of a good fuck & most likely to beat me at boggle

      <LI>DISORDER - most in need of showing the way to behave with women by some older experienced bird.

      <LI>KITANA - most likely to surprise us all and succeed at something.

      <LI>NAUSEOUS - least likely to have a nervous breakdown.

      <LI>CHEEZEDAWG - most likely to end up a lonely old embittered man.. if he carries on denying love matters (same goes for a coupla others in here)

      <LI>PINKORBROWN69 - least likely to invite me round for tea

      <LI>NICODEMUS - most likely to let Nursey's "boring" accusation fester inside her until it becomes a major source of insecurity
      (i saw you invading the 'worlds' thread purely to carry on your gripe with Nursey... FFS get over it... she threw an insult your way... she insults everybody... the way you're going on and on about it, you'd think she touched a nerve.... did she?)

      <LI>FUGLY - least likely to remember he has a website

      <LI>RATATOUILLE - most impressive newbie entrance... hardly noticed you come in...
      (that amputee thread tho... c'mon... porn is fucky fucky stuff...)

      <LI>EMETIC - least likely to self-depreceate & least likely to be lost for words

      <LI>WANK - least likely to leave a lasting impression

      <LI>UNLIMITED TIME - most likely to scare children at christmas

      <LI>SKY - most likely to annoy, least likely to annoy well & most desired baby

      <LI>PIMP - most arrogant, least likely to buy pinky a beer, most likely to sicken the forum with public displays of affection for Nursey, sexiest male (i am damn you:mad

      <LI>NURSEY - best animated gifs, most likely to upset poor sensitive cherubs , only woman able to turn me on, sexiest female

      <LI>AZN NVAZN - most likely to bring dachsund stew with dumplings to any future fugly forum get-togethers, least likely to speak legibly

      <LI>SEXUAL CHOCOLATE - most likely to fly to england and stalk me if i ever develop my nekkid pics from mine and nurseys porn shoot.

      and awards for those who're gone but not forgotten

      <LI>I HATE NIGGERS - most likely to rape a llama

      <LI>RICHARD CRANIUM - most dogged pursuit of kitana abuse

      <LI>PSYCHOBOB - most likely to slag off fugly for becoming commercial while posting periodically to advertise his FTP server


      if there's anyone i've left out.. tell it to the hand.. 'cos the head ain't listening
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Well... I can't wait to see what Nursey GIF Studios, Inc. produces now with the sudden injection of new material...
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
    I nominate:

    <LI>KITANA - most likely to surprise us all and succeed at something.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    like what? something good or bad?
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Well... I can't wait to see what Nursey GIF Studios, Inc. produces now with the sudden injection of new material...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I thought it might have been a good idea to ask, but I'm an idiot and didn't.

    Everyone else has their picture on here (just about) anyway. I honestly didn't think you mind. Just think, NGS Inc. will be able to produce accurate GIF's now.

    And you don't have those Dahmer eyeglasses anymore, for which, makes you all the sexier in my book!


    And by the way folks, that IS his painting on the wall. Our buddy, Lomo is also a very talented painter!
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I thought it might have been a good idea to ask, but I'm an idiot and didn't.

    Everyone else has their picture on here (just about) anyway. I honestly didn't think you mind. Just think, NGS Inc. will be able to produce accurate GIF's now.

    And you don't have those Dahmer eyeglasses anymore, for which, makes you all the sexier in my book!


    And by the way folks, that IS his painting on the wall. Our buddy, Lomo is also a very talented painter!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's ok... I figured it was only a matter of time...

    And to think, the only thing the fellow Fuglites thought I painted was the walls...
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
    LOMO - most consistently funny member.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    C'mon, now... Looks aren't everything...
     
  10. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
    if there's anyone i've left out.. tell it to the hand.. 'cos the head ain't listening <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Just for that I'm keeping Uncle Andy myself.
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I'm a lucky gal!

    *licks off the tear*

    You know I wuv you!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just thought... I take it our engagement is off then Nauseous? Thanks for letting me know... ( Bloody typical woman! )

    Anyone wanna buy a ring? It's going real cheap...
     
  12. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    And that ring NOT being my arse!
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    I just thought... I take it our engagement is off then Nauseous? Thanks for letting me know... ( Bloody typical woman! )

    Anyone wanna buy a ring? It's going real cheap...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...she hasn't seen it yet, right? How much you askin? (Scurries to find the pawn shop notes for comparisons)
     
  14. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    ...she hasn't seen it yet, right? How much you askin? (Scurries to find the pawn shop notes for comparisons)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well seeing as it's you asking Lomo, you can have it for nothing *Hands Lomo a plastic skull ring*. I hope it brings as much luck for you as it did for me...
     
  15. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Well seeing as it's you asking Lomo, you can have it for nothing *Hands Lomo a plastic skull ring*. I hope it brings as much luck for you as it did for me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're sooooo kind....! Thanks!
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    like what? something good or bad? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Most likely to succeed at the TiaJuana Donkey show to contribute to her crack addiction...
     
  17. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Right...goatee.....ok!
    Jesus!Don't take it out on me-Pukey posted your pic-not me!I wouldn't do that without permission...as GAS will testify-am i right GAS?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Go ahead,make me into a blow up doll,I don't give a shit...............gobby slash face.
     
  18. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    And Pimp,I did get a good fuck a couple months ago.
    Think I'm about due for another one though...where's yumyums when you need her?
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    Tit... for the fastest whore recovery after Kate Winslet (from Disorder to Cheese and/or Pinky?) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, it was cheesy first, b4 Disorder.
    Pinky - i just like to fuck with him
     
  20. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    Can I just nominate myself??
     

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