hey, ive noticed a pattern! everyone seems to have aged two years in the two year span since this post was created :shock: :shock:
I feel older than I look. I have some angry acne right now, so it makes me look younger. But I ache and hurt and am mean and bitchy like an old woman.
No way. i am only 25 now. oh wait, thats my pants size. aww fuck, got another birthday in nov. they just keep coming, year after year....
yeah shit for brains. everybody already knows your birthdate and that you are really not a cop. my toilet is broken. anybody? anybody? Bueller?
I shall be 367 this December and have lived as being a goat, an elephant, a pre-pubescent white girl and a possum. Next I am hoping to be a pubic lice.