<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pootie Tang: Someone was asking me my age last night and I'm still not tellin'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> is that because you are old... or like Sporky?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pootie Tang: I still ain't tellin....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Spark: i bet that pootie is like really old or really young... but i dont really know<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are joking.
I'm 27. Martin is 27. Rat is 29. We should bring it up a little bit I think. How about Disorder and Emetic?
Emetic can't be 49. He doesn't look that old. I meant to say 30 for Martin. IMC is 27. These damn Lortabs are fucking with my brain. I need to lay off them for a while.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Spark: i bet that pootie is like really old or really young... but i dont really know<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ask Sparky for Emetic's age... He could be right - he could be wrong. But he will give it a go.
Well Emetic said he was 49.Maybe that's what's happened!!! To celebrate his 50th birthday he has invited all his ex-gay lovers and casual-gay sexual acquaintances round to his BACHELOR PAD for a huuuuge butt-wrenching,sac-sniffing,prostate-thumping,cum-burping,snoodle-hunking fuck-fest,where he...dressed in his 'special' outfit ,and the blindfolded,arms-bound party guests each taking turns to jab their firm,rubber-sheathed 'swords' around in search of the well-lubed pouting fucky-hole.At some point during the 'party-that-would-make-any-faggotty-fucks-dreams-come-true',Emetics will have made the fateful decision to execute a stunt that is widely accepted amonsgst gay circles to be responsible for a number of tragic fatalities,and at all costs to be avoided,especially when under the disabilitating influence of drugs and alcohol...the 'Drink a yard of pure felch-cream' stunt,where near the end of the night,the contents of all the guests anal cavities are emptied into a large bowl and funnelled into a long 3 pint glass,and glugged greedily down by most game-for-it,daring jism-devotee (it originated from the harmless Drink a yard of felch and piss' game)...resulting in Emetic,face mirthful and ruddy with adrenaline,gurgling down the prized viscousy jism-turd to excited jeers and encouraging shouts,only to have a momentary lapse in concentration,causing him to accidentally inhale during a gulp,causing a chain reaction of gag-inhale-gulp,resulting in him drowning in a great quantity of jism,which later,due to the build up of gases in his stomach in the coroners office,will have caused the thick, slimy penile discharges to bubble and froth back out.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: You know how OLD I am! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're right. I do. But, I can't calculate you... yet. I know how old The Rev is, but he'll have to post it himself. As for Emetic, he told me that he was 37. (That's why I wrote, '73' earlier... it was my way of being cryptic... oops! ) Kit's 20 as is Disorder. Pootie Tang is being evasive and I don't know why. So far, it's 25. Note: Math was Nauseous's worst subject in school.
