Are you wasting your life?

Alright, I'm gonna share something personal here ... a step which I've never taken on these stupid forums before ... but I believe in this strongly so it's important.

I used to work in a dead-end, shit-hole office job 9 to 5 while I was waiting to become famous as a rock star. Then the band broke up, and I realised I wasn't GOOD enough at music to make it. Oh dear.

That left me with the 9 to 5 job. The life was being slowly sucked out of me.

So (after a deal of dicking around and drinking too much) I decided that what I really wanted to do was become a writer. Creativity and all that.

I quit my reasonably well-paid office job (much to the concern of my "fellow workers" I didn't wait for a redundancy package or any of that horse-shit), and got a job which paid about a third as much but which was a thousand times more satisfying. Writing (for TV).

Yep, my fellow fugly-ites, it can be done, you can be happy. Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss you may land among the stars (or however that trite rubbish goes).

And lastly ... yes, I misled you. I do not work, and never have worked, for the Water & Sewage Department. But it was a good little story, that one.

 

so we're supposed to believe this one now then?

 

i lied too. i'm really a rock star.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
so we're supposed to believe this one now then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Click here.

 

I am Jude Law. There I've said it.

 

oooo if we're confessing things, well i'm really an ape i just sit in front of the computer bashing aimlessly at the keys occasionlly making coherent sentences.

 

really??... well since we're letting the cat out of the bag..

i have a million monkeys inside my head,.. i reckon in another 3 years i'll have written the next testament of the bible...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
I am Jude Law. There I've said it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, you're dane bowers

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
If this helps, here is my phone number:

(Add in the USA country code) 610.259.4106


And that goes for any of you other fuckwads out there. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fuck me im gonna ring that and wank myself silly down the fone,whatever turns me on right?