Are you losers, I am probably the Biggest

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dog many, Dec 6, 2001.

  1. Dog many

    Dog many New Member

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    At least you have a car, kiss my fat arse.
     
  2. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
    arse.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    are you from the US or UK???
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    why are u doing this?
     
  4. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titana:
    why are u doing this?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He's telling it like it is...

    Maybe it's a bit close to home for ya?... Why arnt you out on the piss? It's Friday night, what about 2.15...?
    Night is just beginning...

    Go and get drunk and find a man... Like that shit cliche poster says... Beer, Helping ugly people fuck for however many years... or however it goes...?
     
  5. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Me:


    It's Friday night, what about 2.15...?
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    Errr... you know what i mean... saturday morning...

    Did i spell that right...? saturday? saterday satarday... i got it right first time didnt i...


    fuck
     
  6. kitana

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    wank: its 1:45AM Saturday. i have no life, no friends, so there is no alcohol, especially since i am not into drinking...

    but thats another story.


    its just me, my computer, death pics, and chat progs
     
  7. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    wank: its 1:45AM Saturday. i have no life, no friends, so there is no alcohol, especially since i am not into drinking...

    but thats another story.


    its just me, my computer, death pics, and chat progs
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    i forgot you aint in new york are you
     
  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    i forgot you aint in new york are you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    nope, south texas
     
  9. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    nope, south texas
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    like I give a fuck.

    somewhere like... corpus christi?
     
  10. Dog many

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    like I give a fuck.

    somewhere like... corpus christi?
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    Heres my pic, but I'm such a moron I don't know how to load it. That's why I have you college people to figure it out for me
     
  11. Dog many

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    I think I could be a priest. Never done it before, seen a lot of dirty pictures. Wacked the monkey a few times, but I've never really done it. Ain't it sad, that at 21 I've never done the nasty. I'm even hot for Christs Sakes. That sucks. But I will be the golden child in heaven. At least heaven is an eternity, life is just a small grain of HELL!
     
  12. Dog many

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    My God, even the priests have done the nasty!!!! Am I alone in this world?
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Has anyone ever seen the movie, "Spanking The Monkey"? (It's not porn either)
     
  14. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
    My God, even the priests have done the nasty!!!! Am I alone in this world?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    TITANA has never been poked by the stick of love
     
  15. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Show us a pic of you.

    Most likely, you fit in just fine here
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    ya, I think he has a bright future here. I want to see pics of him post-shaving though.

     
  16. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
    I think I could be a priest. Never done it before, seen a lot of dirty pictures. Wacked the monkey a few times, but I've never really done it. Ain't it sad, that at 21 I've never done the nasty. I'm even hot for Christs Sakes. That sucks. But I will be the golden child in heaven. At least heaven is an eternity, life is just a small grain of HELL! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sure Jesus and the Tooth Fairy will save you a really nice seat in 'heaven' right next to a big box of dirty pictures... so you can 'wank it' for old time's sake!
     
  17. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Suggested Nursey:
    See Emetic???There are some brave enough to do what you only dream about!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Nah - I'd rather convince some young, dumb Asian kid that Dec 7 is a multicultural celebration of the coming together of East and West, then pay him $50 to run up and down the street waving the Jap flag while yelling "Tora, tora, tora!!!...Yankee go home!!...Flied lice, one dorrah!!".

    Now that would be fun to watch, and well worth the price.
     
  18. Dog many

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
     
  19. Dog many

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    Seriously I think sex is disgusting. The actual act of sex I mean. It is fine to masturbate, because you know its your own body parts your fondling not someone elses, but the actual act of sex, yuck! When I look at those pictures of women opening up their vagina I just think its so disgusting, kind of like seeing the innards of a cow. You get my drift? Unless you're a horse, I don't find anything good about anal sex. Whenever I think of actually doing it with a woman I think of horse boning another horse. So disgusting! The internet would have to pay me to have sex, if there was some Quick time thing proposed for two virgings over the age of 21 doing it. YUCK.
     
  20. thaumatin

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    Spoken like a true member of the never had it and never will club.
     

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