Any of you fuckers seen the trailer for the new star wars?

i didnt look for a fucking moderator why the fuck would i?

limey means stoopid sounding fagboy= stranglyshitty

i picked HORUS, caused it sound like whore us, or whores
not to mention Horus is the egyptian god of war(if you saw me and my 200+ lbs it would make sense to you)

both, i like

i rather be a dumb retarded cunt than a piss drinking, jizz gurgling prison bitch who gets crapped on his head so he is strangely brown all the time

now to mention strangley shit smelling

now go suck a strangely large negor cock shitman

dont expect another reply, i wont waste more time on you after this huge load of shit im taking on you

i know you love it, but i just doint have the time, sorry shitman

 

Ohhhh i was burned......... not

Can't believe that you need to quote your weight etc, ohh i scared.....

how bout you come round and we can fuck each others asses... you'd like that right? Don't reply if you're gonna come round to suck the cum outta my ass...... <3

 

You fat fuck!

 

you mean, you fucking Horus!

 

figures, people from lardland would assume im fat, not all heavy people are fat

some are just heavy

heavier than you :wink:

im guessing id be bigger than you even if i didnt work out



im prolly twice as wide across the shoulders as the average guy

which means 3 times deebo the dweeb


not my fault youre a pencil neck dude

just make sure you dont go to jail or youll be somebodys wife

 

whatever you have to tell yourself to feel netter,fat fuck

twice as wide across the shoulders as the average guy? who do you think you are,arnold schwarzenegger?

 

no, im shorter than ahnold, but wider across the shoulders

every one in my family is built like the hulk, what do you want me to do about it?

im actually closer to 230-240

tell yourself im a fat fuck if it makes you feel better dweebo


see if i care :shock:

 

Don't try to take some moral high line while telling us how big you are.... no doubt you will be saying that your dad is bigger than mine etc.

Just cos you workout don't mean you aint hung like a shrew and suck off jews for a job.

 

so every one in your family was expoxed to gamma radiation and gasses iwth a cocktail of gasses to make you have horrendiusly hard muscular boobs?

 

damn my post was fucked up

 

yeah something like that, were all huge

im not telling im a big dude, cause well i could be a midget and you wouldnt know,this IS the internet

so doint belive me, see if i give a shit

im telling you cause thats the way it happens to be


strangley shitty reply shitman, i thought you had enough shit to eat?

what am i saying, you cant have enough

if you could you wouldnt be "the strangely shitty shitman"


of course i dont blow kikes for money, i wouldnt take your dads job from him

and as long as my dick goes, well im sorry i dont feel comfortable with homos wanting to know about that stuff, so i cant tell you, sorry

 

well constructed retort there... would give you a comeback, if any of it made any fucking sense and/or wasn't the words of a kindergarten sprog.

 

I am porud to be fat.

 

dont worry about it

i was kind of fat when i was a kid, between 12-17

just get a few weights and start working, bench is good if you wanna get muscular bitchtits

 

HAHA Bitchtits?? That made me laugh for once. I don't WANT muscular "bitchtits"!

 

actually my old nick at another forum was bitchtits 8)

 

who wants to take this one? anyone?
you must have an ugly ass mother

 

at least my mom gave me enough attention so i wouldnt go online and whore for attention from complete strangers

im sorry, i cant give you anymore,i wont reply to you again

unless you actually have something to say that isnt... you know, complete assgas

or at least something remotely funny

 

and youre doing what?

 

HEY!!! This is why everyone bitches about "Noobs"!!!! Stop filling threads up with uselsess junk, c'mon even you know it is inane. The occasional verbal lashing is alright, but just post shit that might be a wee bit interesting, no back and forth "I know you are but what am I" craphauls. No one wins and everyone invloved is, OR, feels more stupid(er). And that includes everyone that reads it in hopes that it might be worth a sqaut of piss.