Right glas we got that cleared out... AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ------------------ Go to Hell!!!
Right glad we got that cleared out... AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (typo!) ------------------ Go to Hell!!!
<font size = 6><font color = red><Blink>AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! </blink></font></font>That looks more impressive
My eyes! my eyes!!! Oh god, my eyes!!! Wait, shouldn't I be doing that at the playboybunny post below? Fuck it...I'm already blind...where's my llama? 6-7
How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your gal has to chew before she swallows! *** Nothing Sacred No One Spared***
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What is White, 8 feet long, and wrapped around a lump of shit... -A Turban PS-no offense intended to any member of an arabian culture...I just thought it was a funny joke. ------------------ Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
Why do they call a pap smear, a pap smear? If they called it a cunt scrape no woman would have one. What is the ultimate fuck? Fucking a pregnant lady while the fetus sucks your dick That first one is a goodie!
A man calls into work sick. This is the conversation. Man: "Boss, I can't come into today. I'm really sick. I've been in bed all day." Boss: "WHAT! Are you crazy? This is the day we are meeting with our most important account!!" Man: "Sorry boss, I'm REALLY sick." Boss: "Just HOW sick can one man be?" Man: "Well for starters, right now I'm fucking my 5 year old daughter."
I couldnt resist this one. A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE
A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?" The mom answers, "A vagina." And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the mom answers, "As soon as you grow up." Then the little girl goes up to her dad and asks, "What's that?" And the dad answers, "A penis." So the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the the dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work.
