A very weird situation..

well, i hope she'll be wearing a "Rat" mask so YOU can cum hard anyway.

You know, there have been a handful of times when i didnt orgasm. i still LOVED it though. so ah, go for it. and dont get her drunk, it only makes O'ing more difficult. maybe you could shmear some of that gourmet guac on yer pecker first.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:


Yes yes the good ol konami code <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Word.

 

Rat...just wanted to say i love your sig! ok. thats all.

 

Just give her oral sex slow and light till she starts smashing it into your face, pick up the pace then.

Don't try too hard, you will wear yourself out right about the time she is having fun.

You would think firm pressure would get her off faster but after a few minutes she will get used to the pressure and it won't help, in ten minutes your tongue will feel like a leg cramp and she will just be getting ready to have fun. If you tease her till she is standing on the edge of a cliff.... you can finish her off with firm pressure since your tongue isn't tired.

You don't eat pussy like a french kiss, your tongue will never last. Pretend you are trying to roll glass marbles with it, light pressure will send sparks to her toes but it takes a shit load of those sparks to build an orgasm.

When she almost rips your jaw off with her thighs, you are there and it's your turn.

 

use a condom

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo:
"Hmm quick lets go to an intarweb forum to ask for female advice"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't post something every time I have problems with girls,this was kinda out of the ordinary,so I figured I'd post it jackass.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
it's not just you...

y'know.. i doubt she's physically incapable of having an orgasm.... she's either got some mental barrier stopping her enjoying sex, or she's useless at masturbating and all her other lays have been shit in the sack...

now you could try n be the first to give her the big "O"... but you'd have to do some psyche shit and make her realise sex ain't dirty n nasty (if it's a mental barrier thing)... n also be an attentive lover(if it's a physical thing)....

or just decide she'd be too much hassle and move onto someone a little easier to please...

mind you.. if she does cum.. you'd have massive kudos for being the first guy to make her.... and you can be sure she isn't faking <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well put Puff Daddy,she's still pretty young though so that could have something to do with it.

I think I'll just get her drunk so she'll lower her defenses and go down on her for an hour or two.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit:
use a condom<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

your fuckin priceless Kitana. Dont use a condom fill her with ur man juice, I hear it gets em off even more when they feel u cum in em.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit:
wow, thanx. thats a kompliment right?
you can only hear it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yep a compliment Kit. I only hear what I know. Least thats hwta Tommy's mum told me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
your fuckin priceless Kitana. Dont use a condom fill her with ur man juice, I hear it gets em off even more when they feel u cum in em.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wow, thanx. thats a kompliment right?
you can only hear it

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
Yep a compliment Kit. I only hear what I know. Least thats hwta Tommy's mum told me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

awwww...

thanx, RP...

 

How did I know that this thread would be about GAS's sex life?

I used to have the same problem up until I was about 19 or 20. All I had to do was apply the same technique I used to 'get off' alone with someone else. It's all about muscle control. I don't even need to be touched to get off. It's better with a dick, but I could sit in a chair with my legs crossed and orgasm. (Although it's not something I practice often)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
It's better with a dick, but I could sit in a chair with my legs crossed and orgasm. (Although it's not something I practice often)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that is interesting. I think tommy can do that too, but tommy can look at a tonka truck and get off.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
Dont use a condom fill her with ur man juice, I hear it gets em off even more when they feel u cum in em.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You the fuck have you been talking to? Yuck. There's nothing like leaking semen for 45 minutes or more...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You the fuck have you been talking to? Yuck. There's nothing like leaking semen for 45 minutes or more... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tommy's mum told me when she pmed me.

 

Tommy's mum knows better.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You the fuck have you been talking to? Yuck. There's nothing like leaking semen for 45 minutes or more... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shit man,my ex was on birth control and we would get busy in the morning before we went to work and she called me a bunch of times when I was at work saying that she had my jizz driping down her leg.

Thanks for bringing back a good memory Pukey.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Tommy's mum knows better.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

dont be so sure, Adelaid doesn't really know anything.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Holy shit man,my ex was on birth control and we would get busy in the morning before we went to work and she called me a bunch of times when I was at work saying that she had my jizz driping down her leg.

Thanks for bringing back a good memory Pukey.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would think that would be great for the ladies. A lasting reminder of the good fun they had earlier.

 

ME ND KITANA ARE GONNA MAKE A PORN FILM SOON IL SEND YOU ALL A COPY SO YOU CAN SEE HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE,YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR GIRL SCREAMING LIKED A FUCKED PIG JUST LIKE KITANA DID.