10-year Fugly reunion predictions, by Nostralomus…

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  1. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Tommy710 dies in a tragic gerbil accident exactly 8 years before the reunion, on his 12th birthday


    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE GERBILS??
     
    tommy710, May 25, 2002
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I found out because your mom's big mouth isn't only for blowjobs.
     
    Lomotil, May 25, 2002
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  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank me:
    Wishful thinking on your part if that is the case cos I know you lot won't be getting any... and I am more than willing to provide<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You promise?

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    You've got a point there.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>OH... and swqueal!?!?! Do I look like a fucking pig!?!?!


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, but you'd look perfect on Canine's shoulder sqawking "Polly want a hamburger?"
     
    Lomotil, May 25, 2002
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  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:
    I get drunk and hold my tarantula in front of my webacm one time and I'm labeled for life,it's not like I fucked a sheep or something.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yer talking about a tarantula as in the living, breathing big bug right?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
    Im black...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u looked toasted, not black

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE GERBILS??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    can u leave me yer baby after u die?
    i promise to take really good care of him
     
    kitana, May 25, 2002
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  5. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:
    I get drunk and hold my tarantula in front of my webacm one time and I'm labeled for life,it's not like I fucked a sheep or something.
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    yer talking about a tarantula as in the living, breathing big bug right?

    It's a spider actually...
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, May 25, 2002
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  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GAS:
    It's a spider actually...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u know what i mean
     
    kitana, May 25, 2002
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  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I want another prediction. Kitana already stood me up once.
     
    Cheezedawg, May 25, 2002
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  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg Eats (_{i}_) Well:
    I want another prediction. Kitana already stood me up once.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes, make another predickshun. think!
     
    kitana, May 25, 2002
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  9. gobstopper77

    gobstopper77 New Member

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    Well damn...what about me?
     
    gobstopper77, May 25, 2002
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  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg Eats (_{i}_) Well:
    I want another prediction. Kitana already stood me up once.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That was the sheer beauty of it... History repeats itself... But since you're not satisfied with your prediction, I'll look deeper into the gazing porcelin goblet of fortune and see if I can't muster a different fate for you.

    OK... how about her standing you up on August 5th instead of the 1st?
     
    Lomotil, May 25, 2002
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  11. Lomotil

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    Horny devil: You die a virgin on your 25th birthday.
     
    Lomotil, May 25, 2002
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  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
    That was the sheer beauty of it... History repeats itself... But since you're not satisfied with your prediction, I'll look deeper into the gazing porcelin goblet of fortune and see if I can't muster a different fate for you.

    OK... how about her standing you up on August 5th instead of the 1st?    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    look really deep into it b/c i dont think that is gonna happen
     
    kitana, May 25, 2002
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  13. Nauseous

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    Was that a threat? 'Cause if you go to MD, you're gonna end up leaving as, 'KitanaBADKITTY Dawg'!
     
    Nauseous, May 25, 2002
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  14. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:

    Nicodemus holds a small county school hostage for twelve days. Nobody notices.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn, you saw that in your porcelain bowl? That shit went down 6 fucking years ago, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...
     
    Nicodemus, May 26, 2002
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  15. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitanaBADKITTY:
    u know what i mean<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well,yeah.It's a huge,hairy bug.His name is Mike,he kicks ass....
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, May 26, 2002
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  16. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
    Horny devil: You die a virgin on your 25th birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not if I can help it...
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, May 26, 2002
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  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Get in line... I saw them titties first...
     
    Lomotil, May 26, 2002
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  18. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I called her out first. Does that count?
     
    Cheezedawg, May 26, 2002
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  19. gobstopper77

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
    Horny devil: You die a virgin on your 25th birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dont you have to be a virgin to die a virgin? Im not kitana. I get fucked on a normal basis.
     
    gobstopper77, May 26, 2002
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  20. Matthew

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    *feels a cat fight coming on*

    i got 5 on kit
     
    Matthew, May 26, 2002
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